It's Always The Last Place You Look

[Anarch]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia's most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in the close company of the prince's own secret service agents - all without anyone suspecting a thing.

How did he do it?

Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.

 

[Aquehonga]

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[The Question]

This is why they shouldn't be detained or interrogated -- just shoot them. Men, women, children, just shoot them all. Continue to summarily execute them in this way until their leaders beg for mercy. If their leaders don't beg for mercy... no difference. Do it to the Arabs. Do it to the Israelis. Discriminate against none, spare none, just heap corpses on corpses until the ones who haven't been shot yet suffocate to death on the stench of rotting flesh. Fuck them all, they've all worn out their welcome on this planet.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Coming up next: Someone gets the brilliant idea to combine dead-man-triggers with lower-colon bombs! EVERYBODY WINS