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It's "cast" not "casted"

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No one is "casted" in a movie.

ASSHOLES.
 
The other day you said "anti-climatic" when you should've said "anti-climactic".

None of us have clean hands, Wacky.
 
Who watches the watchers?
 
So when they did that biopic of the princess of Wales, I guess the Di was cast.
 
TYPOES DON'T COUNT.
 
I SHOUTED AT PEOPLE WHO TYPED LEGOS TODAY.
 
My mum said "pacific" instead of "specific" at the dinner table the other day, but it was Christmas so I let it pass without comment.
 
Remember. It's past, not pasted.
 
A woman I used to work with, said sawed instead of seen.
 
You should've aksed her to stop.
 
A woman I used to work with, said sawed instead of seen.

No honey, she really meant if you had sawed her Christmas tree, not seen it. Selective hearing, it's a blessing at times.
 
It's Castrek not Castruck.
 
Yeah...
 
My mum said "pacific" instead of "specific" at the dinner table the other day, but it was Christmas so I let it pass without comment.

You should have shoved her face in her soup.
 
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "WOBBLE BOBBLE NOSE!" TO HER!
 
Well you could have said anything to her and it would have sounded like "WOBBLE BOBBLE NOSE" with her face still held down in the soup.
 
I said "traffic works" or "road works" as "motor works" by accident and was picked up on it by my loving wife. I had been driving about 3 hours at the time.

We laughed heartily before I said "Do you think you will ever stop?" She turned to me and said "When I am dead and gone maybe, but you might still find the odd post it note from me"

We did chuckle for a while, but then I gagged her with a tennis ball and threw her into the road from the moving car. We were passing some roadworks at the time.
 
Come clean -- was it a tennis ball or a squash ball?
 
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