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It's finally time to attack Iran

Why, because a handful of dampened muffin-crunchers couldn't keep out of a spot where they didn't belong and got caught trespassing?
 
The Saint said:
Why, because a handful of dampened muffin-crunchers couldn't keep out of a spot where they didn't belong and got caught trespassing?
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It figures you would side with Iran.
 
No, it's really not. Of course, we're saddled with a half-baked puppet fuck who can't seem to figure out whether it's Israel or Mexico pulling his strings half the time, but always seems to remember that the American people are at the bottom of the list of whose will he's going to represent.
 
OK, so the Iranians say we got the Brits at these co-ordinates and ner ner ner. The British Ambassador to Iran then goes and meets the Iranians with a map and the co-ordinates clearly stating that these co-ordinates provided by Iran are actually within Iraqi water - and not even amongst the disputed areas. The Iranians go away saying they have to think about it.

They come back 24 hours later and say - No, it is definitely these co-ordinates 0.5 km inside our waters, so there. NER NER NER.
British Ambassador asks if they were mistaken before, Iranians say BLA BLA BLA CANT HEAR YOU!!!!

There is a lot of crap in this thread.
 
Don't worry -- Shabbos Bush will annihilate our military for Israel, then Mexico will sweep up through the southwest. If we're lucky, Canada will slam down on our heads from the north, preserving at least something resembling a european-descended culture. Some of us may be lucky enough and determined enough to abandon the continent entirely to the Third World. The rest will be eating cat meat and pissing in newspaper vending boxes within a generation.

Europe watches the Aztlan "civilization" slide back from a Technological age, through the Industrial age and finally back into a pre-Industrial society. Then we raze the cities, purge the ruralities, annihilate everything that resists and resettle. Five generations, perhaps, but maybe the next time we'll get it right and teach our descendants the indisputably vital importance of hating the right people.
 
headvoid said:
OK, so the Iranians say we got the Brits at these co-ordinates and ner ner ner. The British Ambassador to Iran then goes and meets the Iranians with a map and the co-ordinates clearly stating that these co-ordinates provided by Iran are actually within Iraqi water - and not even amongst the disputed areas. The Iranians go away saying they have to think about it.

They come back 24 hours later and say - No, it is definitely these co-ordinates 0.5 km inside our waters, so there. NER NER NER.
British Ambassador asks if they were mistaken before, Iranians say BLA BLA BLA CANT HEAR YOU!!!!

There is a lot of crap in this thread.
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BOOM!
 
The Saint said:
No, it's really not. Of course, we're saddled with a half-baked puppet fuck who can't seem to figure out whether it's Israel or Mexico pulling his strings half the time, but always seems to remember that the American people are at the bottom of the list of whose will he's going to represent.
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And don't forget, his relatively recent visit to a produce processing plant in South America was the highlight of his presidency... (He actually fucking said that...)

Very well said. If only more presidents would put America first... Let's end the wars on terror and drugs and start the war on the border.
 
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