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Its late, and still no sign of sleep

whisky

Boobie inspector
time to break out the hard licker
 
Hmmm... PX PLS!
 
Its just a glass of bells 8 year old scotch, with ice
 
Like most nights when I'm on leave, I'll probably be up until 3am.
 
I dont get the luxuary of a lie in, if I go to bed at 3, I'll probably be up at 6

What the hell happened to whisky flavoured cheese this year anyway, did they ban it?

This is the first year in ages I've not had the combination of two of my favourite food/drink items.

At least I have the Jim Bean chocolates.
 
Take a bite of cheese then a swig of whiskey and chew the whiskey into the cheese and WALLAH! Whiskey flavored cheese LIKE MAGIC.
 
The cheese is all the way downstairs though, I need to rig up that mini fridge in the computer room
 
That's what you have kids for isn't it? Just send one down for the cheese! Then send him back to bed.
 
Sleep is for the weak, Apu!
 
whisky said:
Its just a glass of bells 8 year old scotch, with ice

I'll probably have a gin & tonic later.
 
Damn 20 to 2 already, I think I have missing time
 
I ate some chocolate covered coffee beans LIKE A RETARD not realizing that they are made of COFFEE about an hour ago. I feel the buzz.
 
whisky said:
Damn 20 to 2 already, I think I have missing time

Check your ass for anal probe marks!
 
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