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Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
We can fuck, we can be friends, but DON'T FUCKING BS ME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU ARE


sorry...needed to rant just a tad.
 
You had me at "we can fuck"
 
Well sure! Come on over. My bedroom has a revolving door.
 
FUCKING MEN FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK ALDIJ;FALKJSDL;FAJSDL;KFJASDKLFJLASDFJAKLSDJFL;KAJSD;FLKJASDL;FKJA;SDLKFJAL;SDKFJL;AKSDJF;KLASDJFL;KAJSD;LFJK
 
I HOPE IT FUCKING SHRIVELS UP AND FALLS OFF
 
NO MORE MUFFINS FOR YOU THE FUCKING MUFFIN SHOP IS CLOSED FUCKMUNCH
 
I hope things get better for you soon, I'll just settle for a hug, and maybe an accidental boob grab.
 
We can fuck, we can be friends, but DON'T FUCKING BS ME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF GUY YOU ARE


sorry...needed to rant just a tad.

You rape me, tape it, and then have the nerve to say we can't be friends!!!
 
I hope things get better for you soon, I'll just settle for a hug, and maybe an accidental boob grab.

It doesn't have to be an accident. ;)
 
Tell Dr Dave all about it.
 
Anyone who says, "YOU HAVE THE NERVE" is probably a moody little manbitch. I'M JUST SAYING, OK?
 
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN CARRY LIFE IN YOU AND SQUEEZE IT THRU YUR ELVISPELVIS AND THEN FEED IT YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AROUND ok you win men r little bitchez
 
It's true. :D

But he looks great in fishnets, so there's that. ;)
 
It's true. He is.
 
EGGS BEAT ME. WAAAH.


Actually I walked into a door, kids.
 
UNEMPLOYMENT AT RECORD HIGHS
PEOPLE COMING, PEOPLE GOING, PEOPLE BORN TO DIE
 
EAT AT JOES!
 
There's nothing like a picnic, lit by the tracers flying over your head.

Who brought the sandwiches?
 
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