Its my birthday in 5 days.

[BlazerBoy]

In this thread we shall discuss naughty presents and gifts i shall be recieving.

 

[MessengerX]

Which TKers would you pick for a birthday orgy?

 

[BlazerBoy]

You, Cait, Eggs, Menty, Gagh, Henoch, RobL, Sarek, VKD, and RED WHACKER ON TOP.

Everyone else could get second dibs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

These are exactly the kinds of times I anticipated needing my own smiley. :bigass:

Honey I'd love to whisk you off to Vegas for a weekend in a luxury suite, but I think I'd be spending as much time force-feeding you room service as I would bringing you to delirious heights of raw pleasure.

 

[BlazerBoy]

If the rooms were sound-proof I'd still consider it.

 

[RobL]

Cool.

Happy birthday.

 

[Henoch]

You, Cait, Eggs, Menty, Gagh, Henoch, RobL, Sarek, VKD, and RED WHACKER ON TOP.

Everyone else could get second dibs.

Please give me your address & i'll get started on making travel arrangements.

 

[RobL]

Your old when your parents buy you a phone for your birthday.

My parents bought me a phone for my last birthday.

 

[BlazerBoy]

My parents don't celebrate birthdays. They are Jehovah's Witnesses. Or they are when it comes time to actaully do stuff with their friends, that is.

 

[RobL]

And for Christmas, they bought me a Sportscoat.

Except, I already had one just like it. So now, I have too black tweed Sportscoats.

And they were so happy and Jazzed that they were able to go to JCPenney and get it before they were all sold out, I couldn't break it to them that (a)I already had one, and (b) I never wear it anyway.

 

[RobL]

Though, my dad did buy me a box of .223 ammo.

 

[BlazerBoy]

My mother once bought me this red courdaroy-ish button up shirt sweater thing, and said I'd "look cool with my friends" if I wore it.

I have never worn it to this day.

 

[RobL]

Well, its not a bad sportscoat. I just had another one just like it that I never wear.

And they were so happy when they gave it to me. It just broke my heart.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Parents mean well, I guess. Its always eerie when they try to fit in with the culture and fashion style of their children though. I feel another Baby Boomer diatrabe coming on, so I'll just shut up now.

 

[RobL]

I know.

 

[BlazerBoy]

My mother wore go-go boots and a curly beehive wig in the 70's.

 

[RobL]

*snicker*

Mine wasn't that bad, thank god. :lol:

 

[BlazerBoy]

Think Janice Rand, but with much bigger thighs and black hair.

 

[RobL]

ROTF :lol:

 

[Henoch]

BB, what do you want me to send U 4 yer birthday?