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It's official: I'm CRAZY

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's no longer just a funny nickname. Yay me!!!

I get to go see a neurologist because it's come to light that my wires are mixed up. Woohooooooo!!! (yes, sarcasm)

Saturday was a wonderful, awesome day as I had what I like to call one of my "episodes" at a benefit for a friend of a friend's dead baby, and barely got out of there without making a complete ass of myself. Huzzah!

Then I text him later, apologizing, and high as a kite because I had to take something to stop having an episode. So, I'm basically baring my soul to the dude I've been carrying a torch for, and guess what? NOT ONE FUCKING WORD BACK

So yesterday I play it off and ask if we're cool, and he goes "Yea." So I text him with a legimate question a few hours later, and nothing. So apparently we're not cool, or he's just a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKER WHO ONLY LIKES FOR ME TO SUCK HIS DICK BUT DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Um, yeah...ok. But I'm actually eager to see the neurologist and get my wires uncrossed. Ah, chemical imbalances are soooooooo fun.

Now spam this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just saw this movie with Natalie where she does the same thing. She had a baby that dies in her arms and struggles to cope.

:::hugs Tisi::: you can be crazy around me any time girl.

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HE CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

I learnt early on that listening to women and making some kind of effort to understand them and their worries greatly increased my chances of getting laid.

Ultimately, I have to admit this appears at first to be a completely selfish approach - empathy = blow jobs - a cynical approach... However, in my defence, I found that listening was good for all parties concerned and I kind of just do it now.

If he doesn't listen in your hour of need, then he either needs to get rid of his douchbaggery, or you need to ditch the douchbag.
 
headvoid said:
HE CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

I learnt early on that listening to women and making some kind of effort to understand them and their worries greatly increased my chances of getting laid.

Ultimately, I have to admit this appears at first to be a completely selfish approach - empathy = blow jobs - a cynical approach... However, in my defence, I found that listening was good for all parties concerned and I kind of just do it now.

If he doesn't listen in your hour of need, then he either needs to get rid of his douchbaggery, or you need to ditch the douchbag.
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I need to ditch the vinegar sac. Just hard for me to do.
 
sorry you had that happen at such an inopportune time. ....It doesn't make you a bad person.... Glad to hear you're getting it handled. You'll always be able to find another, more understanding man to fellate. Trust me.
 
Tisi, you must :

Bid him ADIOS SAYONARA and GET LOST.


ALSO, dont get TOO SANE or you'll start looking at all of US HERE in a JUDGING MANNER!!

HUGE HUGS
 
Tisiphone said:
So apparently we're not cool, or he's just a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKER WHO ONLY LIKES FOR ME TO SUCK HIS DICK BUT DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THAT DOUCHE WAD BUTT LICKING CUM STAIN!!! :pissed: !!!!!!
 
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