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It's snowing

Write HAARP and tell them to fix you some sunshine. I did and they sent some aircraft over my house and now my dog smells like chemicals and his teeth are falling out.

It's a beautiful day though.
 
I almost felt like walking home in the rain tonight because it would've seemed such a novel experience. I'd forgotten what it looked like to see wet concrete.
 
I'm jealous of people Up North (anywhere higher than Milton Keynes) who've got snow. Today it was sunny and bit cold here, but there was no sign of broken Britain's cold weather calamity. How dull.
 
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