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It's that point in the series where you realise that they're all twats

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Like last year, where Rex was popular early on because all the "villains" disliked him and bullied him, but then when they were evicted we realised that Rex was actually a total cunt himself.

Freddie: What happened to him? His personality seems to have disappeared since Bea came in. The constant "MMMMM" stuff and his weird obsession with her (that worked so well for Sree and Marcus!) are doing him no favours. Plus he's quite bitchy, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

Siavash: I went off him a while ago, to be honest. Too much mumbling, talking in riddles and his latest plan to "take himself out of the game" is ridiculous. Like Marcus said he's just trying to play it safe again. And I don't have any sympathy for him over the Noirin thing considering he was cheating on his girlfriend and she told him not to expect a relationship out of it.

Bea: I hate Bea. I suppose it's good to have a more intelligent class of villain. But she's such a drama queen and could be far more dangerous than Noirin if she wanted to be (since Noirin, bless her, was just a bit thick rather than malicious.) Could become one of the most hated if she keeps down the evil path.

Marcus: He's a total knobspanner who lied about groping a drunk girl, but at least he has more entertainment value than the rest, thanks to his hilarious Diary Room visits and random statements like "I drink from puddles."

Sophie: Sometimes amusing, but too thick for me to get behind, and gets away with being bitchy because she's cute.

Rodrigo: I liked his effort to explain to Noirin where she'd went wrong in the bathroom, but his arguments with Charlie are highly tedious and generally he's not contributing much.

Charlie: I think he probably is just a genuinely nice guy, but holy fuck he's thick as pigshit.

David: The Chewits dinosaur lives. Annoying voice, laugh, face, everything. Horrible.

Hira: I actually genuinely like Hira. I think she's probably the only one in there with no agenda and the nicest person by far. I liked her offering Isaac lentils as he was leaving and her song and dance tonight were funny. The problem is that weeks could go by without actually seeing her.

Lisa: What more has to be said about Lisa? She's horrid, but I'm so used to her now that I actually find her bitchy comments amusing at times.

Bea: I'm going for a lie down.
Lisa: Yeah, a lot of people are...lying.

Well, it made me laugh.

If there's another one I can't remember them.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Freddie: What happened to him? His personality seems to have disappeared since Bea came in. The constant "MMMMM" stuff and his weird obsession with her (that worked so well for Sree and Marcus!) are doing him no favours. Plus he's quite bitchy, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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Completely agree with you on this. I was going to make a thread about the decline of Freddie since Bea has arrived. The way he humoured Bea in agreeing, giggling and "mmmm'ing" to Bea's articulated rants at others in the house was pathetic and generally he's become boring and rather creepy.

Siavash: I went off him a while ago, to be honest. Too much mumbling, talking in riddles and his latest plan to "take himself out of the game" is ridiculous. Like Marcus said he's just trying to play it safe again. And I don't have any sympathy for him over the Noirin thing considering he was cheating on his girlfriend and she told him not to expect a relationship out of it.
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I do like Siavash. He really does seem like a nice bloke. The Noirin thing was complicated and we still don't know who this "girlfriend" of his was and what sort of relationship if any there was. Ultimately Noirin played him for a fool. She was saying on one hand that she didn't know what she wanted and on the other hand was making out with him under the covers all the time. It's completely fucking irresponsible to play with someones emotions like that. And to do it on Live TV is deplorable. And she was always in the driving seat and knew exactly what she was doing. Her 'innocent little me' routine doesn't wash.

If someone is romantically kissing, cuddling and sleeping in the same bed with you it is within the realm of reason to assume that they maybe do like you more than just a throw-away-object.

The way she didn't even make eye contact with Siavash when "daddy" came in the house is nothing short of pathetic. She's a nasty piece of work and I can definitely understand Siavash being humiliated and hurt by her behaviour.

WITH THAT SAID.. Yes, he's been moping too much. He should of brushed himself down and bucked his trends up instead of acting so much like a martyr. He has done himself no favours there. If he fell for her hard which I think we can all agree he did it's hard to rag on the bloke too much though. It's really painful. And unlike Marcus and Sree she reciprocated and took the LEAD in dragging him to the conclusion that she felt the same way despite her half-arsed comments about it being just a bit of fun.


Bea: I hate Bea. I suppose it's good to have a more intelligent class of villain. But she's such a drama queen and could be far more dangerous than Noirin if she wanted to be (since Noirin, bless her, was just a bit thick rather than malicious.) Could become one of the most hated if she keeps down the evil path.
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Bea creeped up slowly, didn't she? At first I thought that despite being a bit haughty her moral center of wrong and right was pretty good. But when she started railing off at Noirin in the garden she came across and nothing more than a narccissitc, vindictive cow. Don't like her one bit either. She is potentially pure evil. Tom sussed her really quickly. He should of stayed.

Marcus: He's a total knobspanner who lied about groping a drunk girl, but at least he has more entertainment value than the rest, thanks to his hilarious Diary Room visits and random statements like "I drink from puddles."
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Total knobspanner is right. I would fucking hate him if I knew him but from an entertainment point of view he is unmatched. A genius pick by Big Brother. He is unintentionally fucking hilarious.

Marcus: "It's a natterjack toad"

BB: "No."

Sophie: Sometimes amusing, but too thick for me to get behind, and gets away with being bitchy because she's cute.
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Simple as they come but not a bad person by any stretch. So, so bored of the big boobed glamour girl syndrome though I barely pay attention to her. Farted in the bath with Rodrigo next to her. Nuts shoot in her future. wholly irrelevant.

Rodrigo: I liked his effort to explain to Noirin where she'd went wrong in the bathroom, but his arguments with Charlie are highly tedious and generally he's not contributing much.
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He's like a surly teenager most of the time. Kevin comes to mind.

Charlie: I think he probably is just a genuinely nice guy, but holy fuck he's thick as pigshit.
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Agreed.

David: The Chewits dinosaur lives. Annoying voice, laugh, face, everything. Horrible.
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Haha. The Chewits dinosaur. Genius.

Hira: I actually genuinely like Hira. I think she's probably the only one in there with no agenda and the nicest person by far. I liked her offering Isaac lentils as he was leaving and her song and dance tonight were funny. The problem is that weeks could go by without actually seeing her.
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Braindead. Pretty though!

Lisa: What more has to be said about Lisa? She's horrid, but I'm so used to her now that I actually find her bitchy comments amusing at times.
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Yup, she's awful.
 
I'd totally support Tom if they put him back in (to replace Isaac? They put Kinga back in during BB6, so they could just about get away with it.)

Marcus is just aboslute classic BB casting. They must have been wetting themselves with excitement when he auditioned.
 
Bea is so fucking lucky they didn't show her "science fiction destroys families/man has never been to the moon/thousands of people die every day from using google" speech on the highlights.
 
Noirin just said on BBLB she's going to be the first black girl ever on the cover of Nuts. That can't be right, surely?
 
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