dogbert
King of Sarcasm
and naturally there are blogs about it all over the net, just google Woodstock. They even have message boards and encourage people to write their experiences at Woodstock. I have been busy all day long visiting these boards and making stuff up like , "I remember having trouble selling this brown acid I had", "People told me I was there but I dont remember any of it", and lots of other non-sense. Loads of fun.