I don't really have a hat like that but as an ugly rumor would have some consider, I was a pimp in another life so in that respect the analogy is understood but not appreciated.
Red Whacker, I don't actually remember boning DEA's wife but if I did I would have to admit the pussy was probably pretty good. As for trolling, I never found trolling to my liking. Just the opposite in fact, but it became an ethical imperative given the level of crapulence oozing from the TBBS administration during my reign at the board. TK is another matter of course, as I can honestly say I lost a great deal of interest posting here after a number of members began spamming the board with racist sentiment. That was then of course, and this is now but I must confess that lack of taste remains, not on the board mind you, but in another way best left in the past.