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I've decided to become a writer for WWE

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It will be my "job". I like wrestling. I like writing uncomplicated, juvenile crap. ALL THE PIECES FIT.
 
You would be a big improvement over whoever is writing it now. Wrestler rape rape rape!!!
 
I would put the world titles back together. Then the 3 brands could each have a lesser singles title to contend over while the champ is on another show.

Raw= The I.C. title

SD!=U.S. Championship

ECW=TV Title.

All brands would have tag belts, and the champ would even show up in OVW, at least once a year. Lashley, Edge, and Triple H would be my top heels.
 
I'd have a gay wedding between Cena and Lashley.
 
I'd watch this.
 
That would be amuseing.
 
Indeed.
 
*actually likes Lashley, despite his lack of mic skills*
 
He lacks charisma.
 
If you could put cena's brain in lashley's body, you'd have the perfect wrestler.
 
I hate Cena's interviews too.
 
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