I've eaten waaaaay too much

[Tisiphone]

Birthday lunches/dinners, Christmas parties.

FOOD OVERLOAD

 

[Dr Dave]

It's all good.

 

[curiousa2z]

ok, so far managed reasonable self control at the staff xmas party - but Solstice is coming fast....then Xmas with Grandma & Grandpa....then a birthday bash...then New Years..it could get ugly in those yoga pants by January!

 

[Dr Dave]

The holidays are meant for not restraining ones self.

 

[curiousa2z]

Dr Dave, what excesses do you look forward to this holiday season?

 

[Dr Dave]

Drinking, eating, commercialism.

Rinse,lather,repeat.

 

[Tisiphone]

Lemme tell you what I've consumed since Tuesday night:

Tuesday: Papa's Steakhouse for birthday dinner ~~ Bacon-wrapped scallops, fried oysters, Oscar filet (with a crabmeat sauce on top) and chocolate midnight cake.

Wednesday: Lunch at Pappadeux's for bday with co-worker. Seafood fondue and seafood salad. Later that night, bday dinner with another friend at Twisted Root. Bleu Cheese/Jalepeno burger and Vanilla shake.

Thursday ~~ Christmas party at work, though I contained myself. Spinach dip, green bean casserole, sandwiches, chips & queso, and too many fucking sweets to count, including oreo cookie balls and tiramus cake.

Friday ~~ Out with a gf for my "crunk bday" so started out at the Blue Goose Cantina and ate some rocking mexican food.

Saturday ~~ Pod Party at my sister's house, and all those fucking Czech's bringing their food, which included armadillo eggs and pastrami dip.

HELP ME FROM MYSELF

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

Everybody deserves to eat tons of food from time to time.

It's your reward for the universe fucking you over the rest of the year.

 

[Tisiphone]

And I've been royally fucked this year.

 

[Homo Erectus]

So eat drink and be merry.

 

[Cassie]

We had our big Christmas in the woods party yesterday. One of my cousins brought a smoker BIGGER THAN A CAR, and smoked about half a cow and 15 chickens, PLUS we had 4 tables full of sides, snacks, and desserts.

 

[Homo Erectus]

[sound of dualing banjos]

 

[Dr Dave]

And I've been royally fucked this year.

Which member of the british royal family did you knock boots with?

 

[Tisiphone]

harry, wearing the nazi uniform.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Telecommuting sucks around the holidays. Our Christmas party was virtual, and consisted of a conference call and a slide presentation about the year we had. I'VE HAD TO DO ALL MY OVEREATING BY MYSELF SO FAR.

They asked us to send photos of our home offices for the presentation, and my place is a dump so I sent them this:

 

[Henoch]

I have a big bag of Christmas cookies, fudge & fruit cake on my counter. I'll probably eat some of it later tonight. After Christmas I need to get back to eating salads & chicken & rice.

 

[ThatSunrise]

I've had no parties. New Years will be it.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had most of a package of bacon today.

 

[Loktar]

I've had no parties. New Years will be it.

I won't even be partying on New Years's. Just a small celebration with mom and dad.

 

[Tisiphone]

I went to the grocery store last night, and let's just say my cart consisted of a lot of lean cuisines since I know what we'll be having Christmas Eve/Day.