Lord Raffles
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NEWS FROM THE FRONT
CHARAS forum reached an all new low on the stupidity demographic today as Administrator Sai'kar gave away his personal contact details to the infamous Lord Raffles, the petty genius. Sai'kar, who recently imposed an IP Ban on Lord Raffles after a two year reign of terror, refused to give comment earlier today when questioned over this latest scandal.
IMPORTANT BROADCAST - are you recieving me?
It began thus...
Lord Raffles says:
hey
Lord Raffles says:
I'm making a movie
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
... kay.
Lord Raffles says:
guess the budget...
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Probably very low.
Lord Raffles says:
still guess
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Uhh. $20.
Lord Raffles says:
NO!!
Lord Raffles says:
try $20,000
Lord Raffles says:
I got a grant from the Arts Council
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Lord Raffles says:
and you'll never guess what the film is going to be about
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
No, probably not.
Lord Raffles says:
The internet... but can you guess exactly what?
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Obviously not.
Lord Raffles says:
Trolling
Lord Raffles says:
And I've already got 20 interviews sorted with people in The US
Lord Raffles says:
victims & trolls
Lord Raffles says:
what do you think?
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Heh, interesting topic.
Lord Raffles says:
i was wondering if I could use log files from charas
Lord Raffles says:
it would involve getting legal permission from Alex
Lord Raffles says:
do you think that would be a possibility?
Lord Raffles says:
usernames wouldn't be included
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Probably. Alex is that kind of a guy.
Lord Raffles says:
cool
Lord Raffles says:
but he'll have to sign a contract
Lord Raffles says:
i'm not going to be handing out cash for using the word 'charas' for example
Lord Raffles says:
I've got this old 70s diskjokey who used to be very popular to do the narration for this movie
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Haha
Lord Raffles says:
I thought it would enhance the attitude of the documentry if I was to be so crass and use a 70s z-list celebrity diskjokey
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Heh
Lord Raffles says:
i was also wondering if any of you would be interested in being interviewed?
Lord Raffles says:
filmming wont start till comming march
Lord Raffles says:
15th - 15th Feb
Lord Raffles says:
by you i mean the moderators
Lord Raffles says:
and admins - you see i want to look at the viewpoints of the individuals who are forced to cope with this new growing net problem
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
If you want to interview me, sure.
Lord Raffles says:
ok then
Lord Raffles says:
let me get my fil-o-fax
Lord Raffles says:
brb
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Err, wait, now? Now isn't good.
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
I'm leaving my house in a few minutes.
Lord Raffles says:
got it
Lord Raffles says:
wait there
Lord Raffles says:
quickly i'll need some contact details
Lord Raffles says:
e-mail addresses, fax number, etc
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
My email is *withheld* . I don't have a fax machine.
Lord Raffles says:
what about phone numbers?
Lord Raffles says:
and address for letters
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
*phone number withheld*
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
*house address withheld*
Lord Raffles says:
Cool, i'll write that down
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
*Fenton, not Fention, sorry.
Lord Raffles says:
ah, let me correct it in my file-o-fax
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Lord Raffles says:
ok sorted
Lord Raffles says:
i'll get my secretary to phone you next week with the details
Lord Raffles says:
be sure to have your credit card handy
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Mmm hmm
Lord Raffles says:
Lord Raffles says:
oh by the way - are you part of any unions or stuff?
Lord Raffles says:
my secretary will need to fill out some details
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
I'm not.
Lord Raffles says:
like you may have to join equity for a while, it's an actors guild
Lord Raffles says:
apparently if i treat you like an actor, i can avoid tax
Lord Raffles says:
or some shit like that
Lord Raffles says:
my accountant has all the details
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Then I suppose I'll hear it from him.
Lord Raffles says:
ok cool
Lord Raffles says:
it's a girl
Lord Raffles says:
by the way, her name's Katy Jones
Lord Raffles says:
just call her Katy
Lord Raffles says:
she's friendly
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Righto
Lord Raffles says:
do you have any questions?
Lord Raffles says:
just for my notes
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Not right now
Lord Raffles says:
ok cool - Katy will fill you up on all the details. She'll probably call around wednesday-thursday next week
Lord Raffles says:
it'll be around 6:00pm your time
Lord Raffles says:
ok - and try and get Alex to get in contact with me. My number is 01934 34592
Lord Raffles says:
he'll have to add a 44 before that, because it's a UK number
Lord Raffles says:
is it possible for you to do that?
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
I don't know about Alex. He's kinda sketchy lately. It may be easier if you try to contact him yourself.
Lord Raffles says:
ok - could you fill me in on his contact details?
Lord Raffles says:
does he have a business number?
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
Other than Charas's private message service, all I have is an email.
Lord Raffles says:
ok e-mail him with the details
Lord Raffles says:
in fact, give me his e-mail
Harvey Steffke - Sai'Kar says:
*e-mail withheld*
Lord Raffles says:
thanks mate
Lord Raffles says:
i'll just write that down
Lord Raffles says:
you know Katy is fine... a good hard worker, i don't know what i'd do without her
Lord Raffles says:
the other day she offered me a blow job, because I told her this fantastic story about how I pwned this n00b on the net who gave me his contact details after I terrorized his forum for two years
Lord Raffles says:
did you get the dates down? We said march 15th to feb 15th
Lord Raffles says:
Saikar?
Lord Raffles says:
Hello?
Lord Raffles says:
Was it something I said?
Finis
HA HA! I MADE SOMEONE CRY
