I've had my drunk fit at the end of the night capping Saturday evening.

[Mentalist]

.. Or for the pedantic fucks out there who wish to call is 5:51 on Sunday morning.


Gooodnight all, I'm ready to collapse in professional fashion. I feel a lot better now, stuff has stopped spinning. Amazing what a Choco milk and a sandwhich will do for one's constitution really. Popped two asprin, got a bottle of water handy and its time now to get naked and hit the sack.


See you tomorrow. Stay clear of that soul snatcher.

 

[sckan_erator]

I AM LAUGHING TO HERE YOU TALKING ABOUT GETTING NAKED TO GO TO BED. I AM NOT IN BED BUT RIGHT NOW I AM BEING NAKED TYPING THIS. I HAVE A CAN OF RAVIOLI WITH ME TOO AND A SANDWICH UNDER MY MANBOOB. IT IS THE ONLY PLACE TO KEEP SNACKS WHEN I AM HAVING NO CLOTHES, OK?

 

[the_other_Skan]

I FINALLY FINISHED EATING AN INSTITUTIONAL SIZE CASE OF CAKE-BATTERED, DEEPFRIED HAM AND CHEESE HOT POCKETS AND I HAVE HAD SEVERAL GLASSES OF HOT VODKA, EACH WITH A PIECE OF RAW BACON AND 3 HUMAN HAIRS SO IAM FEELING QUITE GOOD.

HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT OUT, MENTY? I HOPE YOU DUCT TAPED YOUR ASSCHEEKS TOGETHER. WHAT COLOR WAS YOUR WIG? THE LAST TIME I WAS IN GREECE I WENT OUT IN NOTHING BUT A SPEEDO AND A RAINBOW COLORED AFRO WIG. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT I WOKE UP IN AN ALLEY NOT FAR FROM OMONIA SQUARE WITH A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH AND I HAD TO STUFF MY RECTUM BACK UP INTO MY ASSHOLE.