I've just remembered that my Action Men escaped

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I was putting them out on night mission and they never came back

 

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They even had a jeep

 

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I'm sure to this day that they became alive and decided to go it alone

 

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I had stuck them in a hedge, they were very camouflaged

 

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Perhaps they secretly hated me?

 

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I called one Derek.

Later in my life I had a Rasta friend called Derek - they were not alike in any way whatsoever.

 

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One of my action men was Jewish, I'm fairly sure.

 

[Mentalist]

Attach a shopping bag to one of them with string and throw it off a balcony and jump up and down with glee as it decends earthwards with thuderous applause!

Why do I have that FUCKING line stuck in my head.

 

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I filled one of mine with Petrol with the ABSOLUTE CONVICTION he would explode in a most excellent fashion.

I was most dissapointed when he just kind of melted like the wicker man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where now the horse and rider? Where the horn that was blowing?