I've made myself ill with trail mix

[Tisiphone]

The plastic cover on my lean cuisine was torn open when I got it out of the fridge at work, so I've been muching on the can of trail mix I bought from a co-worker a couple of weeks ago for her kid.

Bllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Dr Dave]

You have not chosen wisely.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what that is.

 

[Gagh]

Nor me.

 

[Cassie]

It's chock full of nuts! (and dried fruit)

 

[Tisiphone]

And M&M's!!!!

In the end, I stole somebody elses lunch. Suckas!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Why would you steal somebody's lunch?

 

[CaptainWacky]

To eat it.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm a mean, nasty bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You've got to look out for number one.

 

[Dr Dave]

but its not your lunch!

 

[Tisiphone]

For all I know they sabatoged MY lunch.

 

[Dr Dave]

You don't know that.

That Xena in your av is giving you bad advice.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's Tom Servo, actually. He's the mischief-maker.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't listen to the voices!

 

[Tisiphone]

They're the only friends I have though!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

NOT TRUE!

That homeless guy down the street took a fancy to you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY AGREE WITH WHAT I THINK, THEY TALK TO ME

 

[Tisiphone]

Those aren't voices. It's God.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He wants me to k...k...KISS!?