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I've seen No Doubt in concert FOUR times!

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I bet youse are all so jealous! CRYBABY! Go CRY to your MAMMIES!!!
 
Well GOSH!
 
How many times have you seen Hugh Laurie?
 
Like three. Three times.
 
I saw John Leslie once.
 
AND THEN THE NIGHTMARES STARTED.
 
I saw Floella Benjamin skinning up on the Jubilee Line.
 
I'm sorry, I'm not home right now, I'm walking in the spiderwebs. So leave a message and I'll call you back.
 
I've been kissed by Gwen Stefani (absolutely true) so I win by default.
 
Well...I saw "The Hangover" with Tom Arnold!*




































*Tom Arnold was in the same theater, like fifteen rows in front of me.
 
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WAS EPHANT MON.
 
So, I've fingered Gwen Stefani whilst Right Said Fred Watched (true).
 
Oh, and I saw Shannen Doherty (from Beverly Hills 90210) in the lobby of my building once. Said hi to her. Seemed nice, but such a tiny girl, would it hurt her to eat a hamburger??
 
I collect soil samples.
 
I saw No Doubt live once (with a bunch of other bands like Everclear and 7 Mary 3) back when "Just a Girl" was still pretty big.

During that song, Gwen curls up into a fetal position, starts moaning, then stands up, flips off the audience, and shouts "FUCK YOU! I'M A GIRL!"

Then some random dude came up to me and gave me a wrench!

AWESOME SHOW! :D
 
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