I've started to dress like Jeremy Clarkson

[headvoid]

It's a new worrying trend, but I have taken to jeans, smart brown shoes, a checked shirt and a smartish jacket.

This is not good.

I have also recently found that my opinions on certain matters have become, erm... firmer in certain respects. I have not reached the stage where poorly educated males are looking forward to receiving my hardback book for Christmas. I have also not recently narrated the "best brutal murders of gypsies 5" DVD.

I actually want to skip this stage entirely and go straight for the seedy 50 year old with wavy grey hair look. You know, like the French finance bloke who had his knob sucked off by room service. Yes, if only I could jump to that in some way.

Still, at least I am not Richard Hammond.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

One simple adjustment will whisk you off to France:

checked shirt = no knobby sucky

 

[headvoid]

I do wear a checked shirt, have I been saved?

It looks like this:
http://www.nigelhallmenswear.com/item/Nigel-Hall-Menswear/Herringbone-Border-Shirt-Moda/A2Y

AAAAOOOAAAOOOOAAAHHHH!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think drivers should be allowed to drive as fast as they want, and not have to stick to the roads like the health and safety NAZIS force them to?

 

[headvoid]

I believe slow drivers should have their skin peeled off them, then their families be forced to eat their intestines.

ONLY JOKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You lot need to lighten up

 

[CaptainWacky]

The mentally ill should be ground down into a paste that can be used to fuel my cars and make them go faster. Even if the paste doesn't work, it'll still be fun.