CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Comedian Jack Dee was today found dead in his pantry by his wife.
"It was very odd," she said, mildly pertrubed by the incident. "He went off to the pantry to get some oranges. Five hours later he still hadn't come back so I went to check. He was dead and hadn't even fetched the oranges. I had to tell the kids and everything! Christmas was nearly ruined!"
The tv funnyman is best known for his "oh god I hate things but not really?" style of comedy and that sitcom he did on the BBC that was a pale imitation of Curb Your Enthusiasm. His body will be removed from the pantry tomorrow.
Mark Lamarr was not available for comment.
"It was very odd," she said, mildly pertrubed by the incident. "He went off to the pantry to get some oranges. Five hours later he still hadn't come back so I went to check. He was dead and hadn't even fetched the oranges. I had to tell the kids and everything! Christmas was nearly ruined!"
The tv funnyman is best known for his "oh god I hate things but not really?" style of comedy and that sitcom he did on the BBC that was a pale imitation of Curb Your Enthusiasm. His body will be removed from the pantry tomorrow.
Mark Lamarr was not available for comment.
