Jack, noooooooooo

[whisky]

 

[Kefka]

Bovine hormones. Kill all American Milk.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HATE

 

[Tisiphone]

Snowblower

 

[CaptainWacky]

What a fag.

 

[Cassie]

Nice hair!

 

[Tisiphone]

He's going for the Something About Mary look.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

People way cooler than him have done Milk ads.

 

[Cassie]

He's not cool at all, but there are a lot of Jack lover freaks on the internets.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love how every one of these ads looks like they just gave a BJ...albeit a very neat one...

 

[Cassie]

Haha! Don't get jizz in my hair, top lip only pls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NED PARKER SHOULD DO ONE OF THEM ADVERTS