Jack runs interference for his dance partner bitch Dork

[El Machorro]

Jack's empathy for other sexually
confused teens makes Dorky a lucky girlfriend.
Jack's very protective of Dork.
They are true butt buddies.
Cyber fellating and felching each other thread to thread is mildly amusing.
Its like having two chimps buggering each other in front of onlookers throwing them peanuts at the zoo.
Dork and Jack together don't make one set of balls
but they do dance well together when its ladies choice. The stains on their dresses are gross.

 

[jack]

Dork and I were actually bitter enemies who have found accidental confluence here at TK. Had that effect on Donovan and I too who were REALLY bitter enemies.

If you knew anything, you'd still be clueless, so shut the fuck up, Chuperman.

 

[jack]

OMG :bigass:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Dork and I were actually bitter enemies who have found accidental confluence here at TK. Had that effect on Donovan and I too who were REALLY bitter enemies.

If you knew anything, you'd still be clueless, so shut the fuck up, Chuperman.

This is true. I fully expected launch an all out anti-vap campaign and be neg repped into oblivion.

Luckily for us chupa, you came along and gave us someone else to knock around

 

[Cacophony]

I'm severely disappointed that my name isn't in any of these thread titles.

I demand that this predicament be rectified ASAP.

And by ASAP, I mean NOW bitch!

 

[The Dork Lord]

YES MA'AM!

 

[Cacophony]

I meant by him but thanks

 

[The Dork Lord]

Are you jealous of mucho chopo's tremendous boy crush on me?