Jack, What did you do to Amy Winehouse?

[starguard]

You were only in the hospital for a minute, and as soon as you get out, she turns up dead! :huh:

Coincidence? I think not!

 

[jack]

I fucked her in the neck, and she did a Jimi Hendrix in her sleep.

I'm so very very sorry.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She gave you spare parts so that you could go on.

EARN THIS.

 

[jack]

I've saved her uvula for eBay

 

[Homo Erectus]

oh wow I always wanted that bit. What is the starting bid?

 

[Tisiphone]

Your soul.

 

[jack]

.99 cents

buy it now is 44.50