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Jack
- Thread starter eloisel
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Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
I received a telegram this morning. It stated that Jack had a small mishap but is expected to be fine. He does request that we not call him though. Seems that in the process of getting ready for a bath, jack slipped on the floor tiles in his bathroom, he sat on a cell phone that was brought there and placed in a vertical position by ding!. He was rushed to the hospital were he's in surgery to remove the phone from his rear end. The surgery is expected to last around three to four hours though because the phone's lid was open and apparently the phone keeps ringing and ringing. Between the absurdity of it all and jack's constant joking, the doctor and surgery staff are in a constant state of laughter and unable to preform the required extraction in a timely fashion. Hence the request that no one call him for a bit.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
Love Child
One Love
I think Sarek has great humor. Unlike Mr. Serious boring Onyx.
Love Child
One Love
Perhaps Onyx was actually being funny also.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
I was wondering this too. He appears to be banned but I don't believe it. Jack is never permabanned from TK.
And I hope he isn't, because like him or not, he added a dash of anarchy to this bored... I mean board.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Yes he's ok. I don't know for certain where he currently resides in the real world, but I know he is active online in a place you cannot follow or rather I lack the power to grant you access and sadly I doubt others would vote you in.
*coughSpinFlipperycough*
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
Don't you have his email address, E? Or is this spectacle an attempt to reassure him how much you care?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Thanks, Loktar.
As for the other, don't worry. No interest in that place at all.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
^I'm not allowed into Slip Dickery either last time I checked. I'm mortified at the thought of what I may be missing.....
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Now, see, if they let you in and I could verify that from a reliable source, then maybe I might be interested in thinking about maybe thinking about looking at that place. However, as it is, somebody telling me I'm not welcome there is the same as telling me there is a goat turd on a mountain in Iraq that somebody won't let me pick up with my bare hands.