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Jackie Chan looks really funny in his next movie "The Spy Next Door"!

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Is there anything funnier than a man trying & failing to have a Hollywood career after more than a dozen years of trying?
 
Isn't he the new Mr Miyagi too?
 
Is this going to be legally different to the tuxedo, the medallion, and any other film I have missed out where he accidental becomes a spy?
 
He's not accidentally a spy in this one.
 
Isn't he the new Mr Miyagi too?

I believe so, with Will Smith's kid as the new Danial-San. Man, I hope it flops.
 
He's not accidentally a spy in this one.

No, he plays 'Bob Ho', which would be a great name for a drowned prostitute.
 
Wasnt Bob Ho a big hit for the pussy cat dolls?
 
I hate his stupid rubber face.
 
HE WAS A MONKEY IN KUNG FU PANDA.

Yes, Kung Fu Panda the film in which the character he voiced said almost next to nothing.
 
Woah..woah.... hold up on the Jackie Chan hating everyone. The man is a fucking legend who has made tons of awesome movies. Project A, Police Story, Dragons Forever, Young Master, Drunken Master 1&2, Lucky Stars, Wheels on Meals, Shaolin Wooden Men the list goes on and on.

Yes, some of his recent stuff has been a bit dumbed down and kiddified but his old school stuff is incredible and basically he just rocks all the socks there are.
 
I don't think anyone is knocking his good films, we're just tired of waiting for a new one
 
Woah..woah.... hold up on the Jackie Chan hating everyone. The man is a fucking legend who has made tons of awesome movies. Project A, Police Story, Dragons Forever, Young Master, Drunken Master 1&2, Lucky Stars, Wheels on Meals, Shaolin Wooden Men the list goes on and on.

Yes, some of his recent stuff has been a bit dumbed down and kiddified but his old school stuff is incredible and basically he just rocks all the socks there are.

His Chinese language movies are beyond doubt, and I love many of those movies. The hate isn't even hate. It's pity that he feels the need to continually attempt to launch a Hollywood career, and we just end up with these movies that blow so hard, it's almost like he wants to chip away at his own legacy.
 
Yeah I was thinking of the ones with the "I'm black so it's okay for me to be racist YOU CHINK" guy.
 
I heard he does his own stunts.
 
One day he'll do his own acting too.
 
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WinRAR.
 
river cud beat him lol
 
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