Jack's Dad

[jack]

I'm sorry, I meant, Hero1000 (my bad)

Is that a coffee stain on your pants, or were you just excited to see me?

 

[jack]

Who's Bogner?

 

[Hero1000]

*shits my pants*

 

[Panda]

pwned

 

[Shitty Dual]

You guys see Boggoblin get torn a new asshole at tcj?

 

[Elrod]

No.

 

[Hero1000]

*changes pants*

link, shitty dual?

 

[jack]

You guys see Boggoblin get torn a new asshole at tcj?

That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

Nice work Bogner

 

[Elrod]

ty, ty

 

[Hero1000's Dad]

hey Elrod, have you seen my son? You two are friends right? Or lovers?

 

[Elrod]

Or something.

 

[Hero1000's Dad]

my son thinks he's a lawyer, but he was always only little more than a dogsbody. And now he's been laid off. Pathetic really.

 

[Elrod]

my son thinks he's a lawyer, but he was always only little more than a dogsbody.

How poetic. Are you a big Jethro Tull fan?

 

[Hero1000's Dad]

people have said I remind them of Aqualung - a pathetic drunken hobo. How did you know?

 

[Elrod]

people have said I remind them of Aqualung - a pathetic drunken hobo. How did you know?

Uh, are you still speaking as the "Hero1000's Dad" character here?

 

[Hero1000's Dad]

I am a character I suppose....as we all are on the stage of life.
But now the curtain has fallen for me.

now where's my son? - I feel like a boning

 

[jack]

I laughed at "a boning"

 

[Jack's Dad]

Son, stop lying. You know darn well there was no laughing during that boning I gave you. Maybe a little quivering and perhaps a tear was shed as I plowed my 10 inches into your succulent yet firm ass. Then we would cuddle afterward.

 

[Hero1000's Dad]

Son, stop lying. You know darn well there was no laughing during that boning I gave you. Maybe a little quivering and perhaps a tear was shed as I plowed my 10 inches into your succulent yet firm ass. Then we would cuddle afterward.

you lie... you never did that to your son. Links?

as for 10 inches? in your dreams...