Jade "may die on tv"

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a146770/goody-i-might-die-in-front-of-the-cameras.html

I'm not even surprised.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What happened to her being pregnant?

 

[whisky]

Pregnancy and hysterectomies are never a good combination.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember her being pregnant lately. Just dying.

 

[Tisiphone]

Apparently she has weeks to live. That sucks.

 

[Mentalist]

Joaquin Phoenix is going to cure cancer and save her minutes before she dies.

 

[Tisiphone]

But it will all be an act.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Patrick Swayze never died when he had "weeks to live" so there might be hope.

 

[whisky]

But then it wasnt him saying he had weeks to live, but it does appear to be her.

Of course if it gets to April and she suddenly says shes had a miracle cure and you can read all about it in her new book, "Jade - I just cant stay out the papers", some people may just smell a rat.