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...Publicist Max Clifford today confirmed that Jade would be too ill to receive the Chuckle Brothers who desperately wanted to say goodbye. "We had a big foam hand to wave and everything" said Barry who was choked with emotion as he read from a pre prepared statement.
Paul Chuckle (55) was also clearly distraught as he explained they had wanted to take some grapes, but on the way they had stopped to admire a painter working, then a bank robber ran by them and stole the grapes spilling some paint. He stepped in the paint and then created a "one foot" trail through an industrial estate full of people acting shocked by opening their mouths and holding up their hands.
Max Clifford at that point interrupted and said that he was only looking after Jades money *ahem* best interests in this matter. he did however state that tomorrow Jade will be too ill to receive Gareth Gates who has a single coming out on Friday. Simon Cowell has no plans to visit.