After some careful consideration, Jade has decided to use her one question to Big Brother to learn more about eskimos.
The BB3 star conceded that she knew next to nothing about eskimos - and proceeded to reel off a long list of questions that had been troubling her.
"When we die we get buried and go in the ground," she stated. "When they die, what happens, do they just go into an ice cube and go underwater? What happens?"
She also wanted to know about the governmental forces in operation on Eskimo Land, and whether any eskimos ever decide to migrate. "I've never heard of a plane or boat or form of transport full of eskimos coming over here to live," she remarked.
But their unsociability does not serve as a barrier to Jade, who is keen to grab any chance she can get to understand them better. "I said if there's any eskimos out there, I'd really like to meet them," she told Jo. "If there's an eskimo living in London, I would."
Jade's decision to ask Big Brother about eskimos was closely-fought, however. She later admitted that her other candidates included "Did mermaids really exist?" and "What happens when you go through the Bermuda triangle? Where do you go? Why is it a triangle and not a square?"
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A new low.
