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Jade's website

I sense sarcasm!
 
SHE'S DESPERATE TO SEE HER KIDS
 
THEIR EYES WERE SMASHED IN BY THE POLICE OR SOMETHING I ONLY SKIMMED THE ARTICLE
 
HER LEGS IS PREGNANT WITH JACK'S SPUNK CHILD
 
I had a dream with Jack last night. Big Brother had ended and all the housemates were getting together for lunch at an east end caff. First we picked up Dirk from the council estate that Endemol had left him in after the show, then we all went to this.. rustic café. Jack was there, being kind of cute but moronic, and his dad was across the table from me. His name was Cabbage Tweedy. He seemed nice, but had blonde hair, so I'm not so sure he's the father..
 
Spooky, I had a dream I brutally murdered Paul Daniels!
 
With Jackiey's prosthetic brain?
 
No, with Natalie's nips.
 
OMG SO CLICHE
 
Hands up who thinks Jade has the IT skills to make that web page herself?
 
She got JOHN NOEL to make it omg
 
One of his less subtle propaganda techniques.
 
Before Jack met Jade he used to be out partying every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, and Tuesday and even Wednesday.
 
If I'd been sitting there I would have invented another day of the week and asked if he went out then as well. I'm sure he'd say yes.
 
I'm sure he's say "fuzzlewig" because he forgot the word "yes".
 
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