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James Bond

Conchaga

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In preparation for the release of the new Bond film I've just finished watching ALL of the James Bond movies.

...and I mean, ALL.

I would like to give the title of "best Bond" to Sean Connery AND Daniel Craig.

Yes, it's a tie.

First Runner-up goes to George Lazenby.

These men portray James Bond in the least cartoonish way possible. Daniel Craig probably being the least cartoonish of the bunch. His Bond is grittier and has FAR more depth than most of the other Bonds. Sean Connery wins the title because his Bond is whimsical without being obvious. He plays a wonderful playboy/gentleman spy.

I'd have to give the title of "worst Bond" to Roger Moore.

Now, I know it's not entirely his fault. The series of Bonds he played in were terrifically bad. The Man With The Golden Gun has to be one of the most laughable movies of all time.

Pierce Brosnan almost took that title, but his acting was just a tad better than Moore. Brosnan is also a victim of bad bond plots, but his are victims of Hollywood being Hollywood.

Anyway, my list for top Bonds goes like this.

1. Sean Connery/Daniel Craig
2. George Lazenby
3. David Niven
4. Timothy Dalton
5. Pierce Brosnan
6. Roger Moore

If you'd like to download them all, I've set them in torrent form and uploaded them. Here's the Pirate Bay link: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4442231/James_Bond_007_All_Films

Apparently this is a good upload, so you'll have to get in line behind 200+ others. That's beneficial, 'cause some of the first downloaders have been at this for quite a while.
 
I thought Goldeneye with Pierce was more serious than the rest of his Bond movies. Besides...Sean Bean is a sexy motherfucker, so that puts the movie higher on my scale.

I have to admit, I didn't think Craig could pull it off, but he's pretty damned good.
 
I'd have to say that Craig is the only actor to portray Bond in a non-campy way. AND he does all the action sequences really well. That chase scene at the beginning of Casino Royale will be emblazoned in my mind as the BEST chase scene. Yeah, I do have to give credit to GoldenEye with the tank chase, but noting beats a good old-fashioned foot race.
 
A Scotsman, playing a fucking Englishman. What a bunch of retards Americans are. They think it is er 'right'. The odds of any British citizen confusing a fucking Scotsman with an Englishman simply do not exist. It ain't happening! Dumbfuck Americans. Confusing a fucking Irishman for an Englishman is even more ridiculous. Pierce looks so Irish I cannot in a million years fathom him ever being mistaken for a fucking Englishman.
 
A Scotsman, playing a fucking Englishman. What a bunch of retards Americans are. They think it is er 'right'. The odds of any British citizen confusing a fucking Scotsman with an Englishman simply do not exist. It ain't happening! Dumbfuck Americans. Confusing a fucking Irishman for an Englishman is even more ridiculous. Pierce looks so Irish I cannot in a million years fathom him ever being mistaken for a fucking Englishman.

Yet, seeing as how Bond is mostly based on the NON-English spy, William Stephenson, who cares whether the actor playing him is English or not?

"James Bond is a highly romanticized version of a true spy. The real thing is...William Stephenson." - Ian Fleming, The Times, October 21, 1962.

It's also speculated that Bond is derived from Sidney Reilly. Yet another NON-English spy.

Further research would tell you that Bond's parent's aren't even English either. His father is Scottish and his mother is Swiss. Ian Fleming wrote that in because he was so impressed with Connery's portrayal of his character he wanted Bond to have a Scottish father. You even hear his genealogy referenced in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Before you dirty-up my thread again, go eat a pile of dicks then do your research. Now, GTFO before I have to school you again.
 
The footrace was great. That guy was just so unreal, like a damned frog or something.

Yeah, Sebastien Foucan.

What he does is his personal creation, Free Running or Parkour.

It's a sport where you try and cover the most distance in the shortest way possible. It requires the use of your whole body. Some of the guys who do that stuff are ripped as hell and sometimes do the CRAZIEST stuff.

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The best example:
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In preparation for the release of the new Bond film I've just finished watching ALL of the James Bond movies.

...and I mean, ALL.

I would like to give the title of "best Bond" to Sean Connery AND Daniel Craig.

Yes, it's a tie.

First Runner-up goes to George Lazenby.

These men portray James Bond in the least cartoonish way possible. Daniel Craig probably being the least cartoonish of the bunch. His Bond is grittier and has FAR more depth than most of the other Bonds. Sean Connery wins the title because his Bond is whimsical without being obvious. He plays a wonderful playboy/gentleman spy.

I'd have to give the title of "worst Bond" to Roger Moore.

Now, I know it's not entirely his fault. The series of Bonds he played in were terrifically bad. The Man With The Golden Gun has to be one of the most laughable movies of all time.

Pierce Brosnan almost took that title, but his acting was just a tad better than Moore. Brosnan is also a victim of bad bond plots, but his are victims of Hollywood being Hollywood.

Anyway, my list for top Bonds goes like this.

1. Sean Connery/Daniel Craig
2. George Lazenby
3. David Niven
4. Timothy Dalton
5. Pierce Brosnan
6. Roger Moore

If you'd like to download them all, I've set them in torrent form and uploaded them. Here's the Pirate Bay link: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4442231/James_Bond_007_All_Films

Apparently this is a good upload, so you'll have to get in line behind 200+ others. That's beneficial, 'cause some of the first downloaders have been at this for quite a while.

Spot on, Connery and Craig are the two best actors in general.
 
The acting is just as good in Quantum of Solace, but the editing, directing and story leave a lot to be desired.

Just try not to raise your hopes too much.
 
James Bond movies somehow lost their charm. Even the abysmal Timothy Dalton movie had a "Bond" vibe that the new movies lack.
 
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