James Earl Jones attacks George Lucas's daughter.

[Mentalist]

With a claw hammer doused in petrol and lit with his sizzling eyebeams. But wait, whats this?! Blue George from that scene in EPIII busts out and projects his super elastico neck-bulge-frog-thing at Jones who obviously screams "DO NOOOOT WAAANT!!1" to keep inline with the trend I STARTED from posting the bootleg screens of ROTS and was robbed of repeatedly like a big viking oar being turned into the cosmic ocean as the speck we live on is suspended in a sunbeam rendered as nothing but a mote of dust.


JOLLY PEAS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard about that. His daughter flicked herself off afterwards.

 

[Gagh]

WITH FREDDIE'S RAZOR GLOVE OMG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No with her YODA ACTION FIGURE THAT WAS MADE SPECIALLY FOR HER BY CHRIS BENOIT ON HIS 28TH BIRHDAY BECAUSE SANTA TOLD HIM TO DO IT IN A DREAM BUT SANTA LOOKED LIKE KEVIN NASH WITH A FAKE BEARD ON IN THE DREAM FOR SOME REASON.

 

[Gagh]

THEN VISCERA TEAMED WITH VENIS BECAUSE THEIR GIMMICKS SUCK AND THE ONLY THING ANYONE COULD THINK OF IS THEIR GIMMICK NAMES START WITH THE SAME LETTER ONLY FOR VADER TO BREAK VENIS' NECK FROM A FAILED MONEY SHOT, FORCING VISCERA TO GYRATE OVER HIS FALLEN BODY BUT AGAINST HIS WILL BECAUSE VADER'S SITH POWERS IS MAKING HIM DO IT, ONLY FOR A CRAPPY NASH RUN IN TO FAIL IN A TORN QUAD, AND VADER NURSING A SORT ELBOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN CHARLIE HASS TEAMED WITH VIS INSTEAD BECAUSE THEY REHIRED HIM THEN COUDLN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR HIM TO DO UNTIL HIS ACCIDENTLY HIT LILLIAN SO SOMEHOW THAT MEANT VIS LIKED HIM but that's all true.