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James Marsters is a big fat liar

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
This one time? In 2001? I, like, "met" James Marsters at the Wizard World convention in in Chicago. And like, it was a Q&A session with him and Juliette "Druisilla" "I'm hotter in real life than on TV" Landau, and one of the fat chicks who drool over Marsters? Like, she wished him a happy birthday, and he hung his head like he was all embarrased, right? And someone asked how old he was, and he said, "Thirty". But, in reality? He was 39, right? On account of he was born in 1962! So then I paid to get his autograph at this party, right? And it was cool because we (me and Darthsikle, duh) got to talk to Kevin Smith, right? So, anyway, I say to Marsters, "I just turned 30 this year myself (that's howcum I know it was 2001)" and he says, "I'm hoping it means people will take me more seriously". So he, like, LIED TO MY FACE!!

Oh, and he was hopping around like a kid in his 20's and he was dressed way young for a guy about to turn 40. Bummer, y'know?
 
Maybe he was in a coma for ten years.
 
My...my God! You may be right! All this time I've been calling him a liar, when in fact he suffered the agony of being in a coma for 10 years!
 
See that will teach you to jump to conclusions. Don't you feel like a jerk now?
 
I always feel like a jerk, now I feel like a judgemental jerk.
 
OF COURSE! And all that time unconscious drained all the color from his hair.

Now it all makes sense.
 
And he mentally taught himself how to do a perfect English accent while in the coma (but forgot when he woke up, hence his incosistent accent in the show!)
 
LOL, he sounds like a fu*king liar to me! And WTF? u had to pay to get his autograph? how much?

With sucking the blood out of peeps like that and not aging as the rest of us do, maybe the guy is a vampire after all!

Bring a Bible with u next time u see him, and make the son of a bitch swear on it!
 
Dark Jedi said:
LOL, he sounds like a fu*king liar to me! And WTF? u had to pay to get his autograph? how much?

With sucking the blood out of peeps like that and not aging as the rest of us do, maybe the guy is a vampire after all!

Bring a Bible with u next time u see him, and make the son of a bitch swear on it!
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Shut up, dual.
 
I don't wast my time creating pointless duals, I'll leave that to people who have nothing better to do,

Thanks for the warm welcome anyway. LOL
 
The bible would burn his skin if he touched it.
 
Maybe the studio told him to lie about his age so he wouldnt look so much of a pedo shagging the teenage Buffy.
 
But they had 240 year old Angel shagging 16 year old Buffy! Just like real life.
 
But actor angel is closer in age to actor buffy, actor spike is closer in age to actor buffys father.

But which one of them gave anthony head?
 
Tom Lenk.
 
I dunno, Andrew seems the type to have a neurosis about uncut wangs.
 
And vampire wangs with little wang teeth.
 
Would have worked better if I said "little wang thangs"
 
I'd sign off on either draft as good for air.

WANG ON, SIR.
 
Are you an angel?
 
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