Janitor

[Mirah]

We've never had a janitor thread.

 

[Dirk Funk]

We've never had a janitor thread.

What about them?

 

[Mirah]

They hide things in the broom closet.

 

[Dirk Funk]

They hide things in the broom closet.

Yes. All sorts of nefarious paraphernalia such as mops, buckets, cleaning chemicals, and floor scrubbers.

 

[Loktar]

Are they as funny IRL as the Janitor on Scrubs?

I thought this thread was going to be about me . I'm the unofficial janitor over at Haven.

 

[Mirah]

Do we mostly assume the janitor is a male?

 

[Loktar]

Do we mostly assume the janitor is a male?

Yes. The female equivalent is a maid.

 

[Mirah]

Oh.
Well fuck that then.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Are they as funny IRL as the Janitor on Scrubs?

I thought this thread was going to be about me . I'm the unofficial janitor over at Haven.

I'm pretty funny, and I grew up doing janitorial with my Dad who owned a janitorial business. I don't do that kind of work now, but I'm well versed in the Way of the Mop.

 

[Mirah]

Do you like side to side or back and forth or a little bit of both?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Do you like side to side or back and forth or a little bit of both?

I like it all.

 

[Mirah]

Wow that must be a happy floor then. And a good mop.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Wow that must be a happy floor then. And a good mop.

I'm the best. The floor is always really wet whenever I'm done though.

 

[Mirah]

Does it shine? Can I see my face in it?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I was a HS janitor for awhile, the be best job I ever had: but not the worst either.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Does it shine? Can I see my face in it?

Yes. You can see everything in it. But you have to get your face close.

 

[Loktar]

I was a HS janitor for awhile, the be best job I ever had: but not the worst either.

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