Jayne and Richard nominated for eviction

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why do they nominate Richard every week. HOW ABOUT THAT FUCKSTICK SPIRAL, EH?
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Spiral should see Dr. Will for some (lethal) botox. Make it a murder-suicide pact.
 

Big Dick McGee

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Nakomis and Diane up for eviction this week, to which the whole world says, "who?"
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Neither of them matter much to the house nor would either be missed. Kaysar is a complete tool for not nominating Will, Boogie or Jase.
 

Big Dick McGee

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I agree, as does LG's friend Cathi, but LG thinks Kaysar is a smartie because he's trying to get the floaters out. Can't wait for tonight's ep!!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
But the floaters can be used as pawns and dropped when they outlive their usefulness. Will and Boogie and Jase are out for blood.

Granted I'd rather look at them for several weeks than the lumpy broads that are nominated, but still...I want my Sixers to triumph!
 

Big Dick McGee

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Both chicks up for eviction are ugly. Erica is skinny and ugly. Danielle is ok, but a little dykey looking. Janelle is "cute", but her fake hair and teats and her oddly-shaped nose aren't attractive.

So, all things considered, I'd guess I'd rather look at Will and Jase instead of Diane Nakomis, et al.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
JASE IS SEX.

Boogie is OK and looks like he'd be fun in bed.

Will's a dick but his bod is smokin'. And he knows how to groom (everywhere)

Kaysar is slim but icky.

Howie got chunky since last time, but the Slop will slim him down.

James is in the middle, but I like that kind of middle. JAMES FTW.
 

Big Dick McGee

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What about the only HOMOGHEY, Marcellus??? What aboot "chicken" George??
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Ooo I forgot about Marcellus! He's a sweetie but he's too gay even for me.

Thinking about Chicken George in a sexual way makes me want to stick knives in my eyes.
 

Big Dick McGee

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Oh, crap. LG told me the other day I look just like him. :(
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I'm sure she meant a younger, slimmer, sexier, non-Knights of Columbus version of George...
 

Big Dick McGee

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Well...I am a Freemason! D'oh!
 

Big Dick McGee

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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm sure she meant a younger, slimmer, sexier, non-Knights of Columbus version of George...

Nah, she always says I'm handsome. And she has VERY high standards. ;)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I liked Nikki.
 
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