Jedi Genocide

[headvoid]

The population of the UK that identify themselves as being of the religion "Jedi" fell by 54% in the last ten years. That is 214,000! All of them JUST GONE.

We know Yoda is still around, maybe he was too busy doing TV adverts to notice this MASSIVE DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

 

[Cassie]

I think we need another RETURN OF THE JEDI!

 

[Conchaga]

Walt Palpatine gave Order 66.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Disney bought their beliefs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did they all turn hobbit?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hobbits don't have religious beliefs.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Well, Yoda didn't notice a FUCKING SITH LORD STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM...so... not a lot of competency there.

Maybe these people grew up. Dunno.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hard to see, the Dark Side is. For plot reasons.

 

[whisky]

The population of the UK that identify themselves as being of the religion "Jedi" fell by 54% in the last ten years. That is 214,000! All of them JUST GONE.

We know Yoda is still around, maybe he was too busy doing TV adverts to notice this MASSIVE DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

I think a lot of people lost their faith after the prequals.

Most people prefared the force when it was a mystical field that surrounded us all, rather than just some virus that only certain people catch.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

As evidenced by these graphs . . .

1970s

1980s

1990s

2000s

2010s