Jedward's Big Adventure

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BEEFEATERS!

Oh, the scars that won't heal on the children who watch this.

Brian Dowling was a nice add. WHEN IS PETE BURNS GOING TO BE ON?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I haven't seen any of this. What do they get up to?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They spend the first half being all goofy while learning about historic UK sites from experts and tour guides, and then compete against each other (each paired with a celebrity helper) to see who learned the most as they give tours of the sites to the public.

First ep took place at the Tower of London, and the celebrity helpers were Brian Dowling and Joe Swash.

I won't spoil who won, besides I really don't want to watch it again because they're such bad actors and remain fully clothed the whole time.

 

[Dr Dave]

BEEFEATERS!

Oh, the scars that won't heal on the children who watch this.

Brian Dowling was a nice add. WHEN IS PETE BURNS GOING TO BE ON?

What does a brand of gin have to do with any of this?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suspect I will not watch this.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's definitely on the right channel (it's on the Children's BBC channel).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe if it was Jedward versus Kristina and Karissa in a series of challenges...but they probably wouldn't get on CBBC.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The PANTSGATE scandal has destroyed their chances of making it in the British childrens' tv industry.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But they are CHERUBS! (mmmm rub)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh Eggs...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Work was slow today, I was bored, what can I say.