Jennifer Love Hewitt Quote Thread

[Hambil]

I love that whole princess mentality, but I also like throwing my hair in a ponytail and just wearing jeans, going on a hike and then eating a big chili-cheeseburger.

 

[Hambil]

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.

 

[Hambil]

I'm a hopeless romantic, and very much the person in a relationship to go: If things are going well, I'll buy the flowers, remember the dates of things, plan fun nights out.

 

[Hambil]

I've literally, in my entire life I've had two guys come up to me and ask me out. Other than that I have had to go and try to like spend time with them, or sort of start the conversation, basically like spell it out in a Sharpie, like, you know?

 

[CaptainWacky]

"SMG is sexier than me!"

 

[Hambil]

"Whacky ate my gummy bears. And not the crappy Black Forest ones but Haribo Gold Bears!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Black Feathers!?

 

[Dor_Jan]

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT WHEN THUNDER STRUCK THE CAPSLOCK KEY AND MADE IT GLOW IN A FASHION MOST PECULIAR AND EVER SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT AND WITH MY BRAIN BECAUSE SOMETIMES ITS HARD TO FORM THOUGHTS BUT MOST OF THE TIME ITS EASY WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE FOOD AND DOING THINGS WITH HOT COALS WHICH SHOULD NOT BE MENTIONED HERE EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A FREE SPEECH SITE IT DOES NOT MEAN WE CANNOT HAVE A BIT OF DECENCY SO I WILL NOT MENTION THOSE PARTICULAR HOBBIES BROUGHT ON BY MY BRAIN BEING FRIED IN ALL SORTS OF BLOOOOOLALALAL STUFF AND HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO A DOLLAR BILL BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE IT WOULD BE SCARY TO SEE THE ILLUMINATI PLAN OUTLINED ON IT WHICH I THINK IS BAD BECAUSE WE ARE BECOMING A PRISON PLANET EVEN THOUGH WE ARE DISTRACTED BY AMERICAS NUMBER ONE COMEDY LOVESTORY FILM OF THE SEASON AND I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY WORK HARDER TO ROUND UP ALL THE DOGS THAT WERE LET OUT AND DUMP THE CAGE IN A VAT OF ACID THEN BURN UP ALL THE COPIES OF THE SINGLE WITH IT AND DO THE MEN IN BLACK THING TO WIPE THE MEMORY OF EVERYONE SO THAT NO ONE WILL RECALL THAT SONG BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL AND I ALSO DO NOT LIKE OTHER THINGS LIKE WHEN I LOSE POSTS IN THE QUICK REPLY BOX BECAUSE IT IS NOT CACHED LIKE IN REGULAR POSTS WHICH REMINDS ME TO COPY THIS INTO NOTEPAGE BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO POST BECAUSE GOD KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN WHEN I CLICK POST QUICK REPLY WHICH I WILL NOT DO YET BECAUSE I HAVE MORE TO SAY

WE NEED TO JOIN HANDS A FORM A LOVE TRAIN AROUND A GOLDEN BULL IDOL AND GET GOD MAD SO THAT HE STRIKES IT DOWN AND FINALLY PROVE THAT HE EXISTS EVEN THOUGH HE WOULD BLUSH AND GO OOPS THAT WE WOULD NO LONGER NEED FAITH BUT WOULD HAVE PROOF HE IS AROUND WHICH MIGHT SORT OF DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF IT BUT IT WOULD FORCE LEGISLATION THAT MAKES MARRIAGE SACRED BECAUSE IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE BIBLE IS SAYS GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE WORLD AND SAID THAT MARRIAGE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AND IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT YOU MUST ALSO BELIEVE IN ME BUT IM STILL OF THE OPINION THAT MARRIAGE IS NOT RELIGIOUS BUT IT IS A MATTER OF COMMON FUCKING DECENCY WHICH PEOPLE TAKE SO PERSONALLY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY CLAIM NOT TO BELIEVE IN GOD OR AS CHRIST AS A DIVINE FORCE THEY ARE STILL ANGRY WITH GOD AND CHRIST BECAUSE THEY CANNOT GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT MARRIAGE IS NOT LIMITED TO CHRISTIANITY DUUUUHHH

MY SOUP IS READY

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY

 

[Gagh]

"YOU STUPID BOY, PIKE"

 

[RobL]

"Does this tight nit top make my breasts look big?"

 

[Gagh]

"i need a FACE TRANSPLANT with JAMES BOLAM"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

"My God, that's the biggest I've ever seen, Dickie!!



























So what size shoe do you wear?"

 

[Gagh]

"I'M OFF TO DO GARFIELD 2 - I'M PLAYING THE DOG"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I hope Lea wins Big Brother!"