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Jessie - BB10

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All In With The Nuts
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[SIZE="+2"]Jessie[/SIZE]

Age: 22
Hometown: Huntington Beach, CA via Rudd, IA
Occupation: Professional Bodybuilder
Marital Status: Single

Jessie is the all American boy next door who graduated from high school in Iowa. He is a professional body-builder with the World Natural Body Building Federation. His goal is to be an inspirational figure to people who want to lose weight, get fit or pursue a drug-free, body-building life style. When he was 19, he worked as a Train Conductor for the Union Pacific Railroad.

He has a close, warm relationship with his mother. His favorite foods are pancakes, oatmeal, fish and bananas and he also eats Hamburger Helper. He likes hip hop music and Kanye West is a favorite artist. He plays baseball, football and tennis and likes to watch boxing and football. He likes to work out, go to Las Vegas, and get together with friends and family. His favorite activity is communicating with people that contact him whose lives he has helped to change.

Jessie describes his ideal romantic partner as curvy, having long dark hair and being opinionated. He describes himself as personable, confrontational and a flirt. His ideal political office is Vice President of the United States because he gets all the same perks as the President but gets to hang out behind-the-scenes. His proudest accomplishment is being the youngest national professional body builder. His father is his hero as he always gave Jessie the choice of doing right or wrong.

His birth date is April 23, 1986.

Big Brother Cast - CBS.com
 
As far as America was concerned, he wasn't. He was forced upon us by the show.

Part of this year's twist was casting people who supposedly fit into 4 different high school cliques: The Brains, The Athletes, The Beautiful People, and The Offbeats (the Freaks). There were 3 people per clique. After the housemates had been settled in for a few days, during the first live show, Julie Chen announced that another houseguest was coming in to give one of the cliques an advantage, and the first HoH comp would determine which clique would win the extra teammate.

The show brought back 4 former houseguests, each of which fit one of the clique descriptions. Jessie was the Athlete. His clique won the first competition, so he was let into the house, where he remained until last night, some five weeks later.

The cliques idea was a miserable failure, and was discarded over a week ago. Everyone is playing for themselves now, and can align with whom they please.
 
Your rules always sound needlessly complicated. Then again, your head would explode if I tried to explain the convulted way they've come up with the housemates up for eviction over the last few weeks...
 
It's true, USBB has become way to complicated and rigid in its gameplay.

Last season was one of the best ever because, for the first time in a while, all the houseguests were complete strangers to each other, and they varied in age from early 20s to mid 70s. There was a feeling of civility behind everything, mostly due to the presence of older people. There was no cheesy "theme" to the season, they just let the people play the game. And it worked beautifully.

This year, we were hoping that the producers had learned from this, and wouldn't try to overcomplicate the game again, but they didn't learn a thing, and now we have a cast of people who are all relatively the same age, and all the same crass personality. They sleep half the day away, and their usual topics of conversation are sex, farts/pooping, and insider talk about the production and their contracts. They are mostly awful people who came on the show so that they could have a TV career once it is over.

Hopefully next year will be better, but it's not wise to put a lot of faith in these producers.
 
They put two housemate's exes in this year. One quit in under a week, the other quit in two days. It was shit.
 
They did that in BB4 and BB8 over here. In BB4, the exes lasted pretty long but none of them won. In BB8, a housemate's estranged father was one of the surprise people, and he and his daughter ended up teaming together and finishing 1-2.

This was "Evel Dick" who was repulsive and hateful all season, and he won a half million bucks. WHEE!
 
And the only reason Jessie was kicked out this week was because of incredibly blatant producer interference. They told the house that America was voting on a mystery power, except that the guest wouldn't be told what the power was or who had it until it was used.
The power was to fucking replace the two nominees moments before the vote, making the HoH useless. It did result in someone I dislike leaving, but bleech.
 
But it happened to Jessie, which makes it not only okay, but EXQUISITE and downright POETIC in its irony. :D

The whole idea of cliques was stupid to begin with, and it was the only reason Jessie was there. Why can't the producers learn from last year -- it was a straight game with no frills and no secret anything, and no forced themes. And it was a great season.
 
BTW, Jessie has been saying in all his exit interviews that he is a "sports entertainer", which nobody knew what he meant until he finally clarified it to mean that he wants to join WWE or another such organization.

LOL THEN HE'LL BE YOUR PROBLEM, BOYS. :D
 
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