Jest for Pun.

[curiousa2z]

do it.
I dare you.




[note to mods: please ignore all the up-coming requests to have this thread Day-Cared. Thank you.]

 

[curiousa2z]

[the first pun I ever learned, prolly about grade 5:]

What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture.

 

[curiousa2z]

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"

 

[jack]

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blownapart

 

[jack]

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.

I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

 

[jack]

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?

They'll be called Love Meat Tender.

 

[jack]

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

Because it's two tired.

 

[jack]

Didja hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?

He was a small medium at large.

 

[Tisiphone]

^I'm totally stealing that and FBing it!

 

[curiousa2z]

Sign on the door of an internet hacker: 'Gone Phishing'.

 

[Tisiphone]

I've stolen more, as well! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[curiousa2z]

Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!

 

[curiousa2z]

Talking about computer hardware makes my mother board.

 

[curiousa2z]

I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner.

 

[Donovan]

If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get mistletoe.

 

[whisky]

I saw two mexicans playing basketball the other day, it was Juan on Juan.

 

[whisky]

Did you hear about the scotsman who had 7 sick days from his job?

He had a week off.

 

[whisky]

I went to the doctor the other day, I said "Doctor, I have custard in one ear, and hundreds and thousands in the other"

The Doctor said "Your a trifle deaf"

 

[whisky]

I asked the newsagent if psychic weekly was in.

He said "you tell me"

 

[whisky]

Did you know the silver surfer cant eat cheese?

He's Galactus intolerant.