Joe the Plumber says he'd kiss Angelina

[Fuddlemiff]

In a shock lesbian announcement, Joe the Plumber admits he's a lesbian. Jumping on the statement, presidential candidate John McCain revealed "me and my mate Joe the Plumber don't care who knows, we'd fuck Angelina sideways!"

Barrack Obama was unavailable for rape jokes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GRR, it'll be Megan Fox next.