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Johnny Nose Adventure

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Yeah! I'm Jonny Nose, and I'm walking sexily down the street, get the funniest looks, from everyone I meet, they look me up and down, like they can't believe, that I'm so sexy, from my head down to me feet, oh yeah, I've got sexy feet, oh yeah, I'm sexier than Pete, who is Pete, I heard you ask, why he's a man I just inveted, in my mind, it was a task, but he's really cool and sexy too, but he ain't as sexy as me, the dirty damn fool, oh yeah, such a dirty damn fool, oh yeah, he can't swim in a pool, he's get a fear, a fear of water, he's got a big dick, as big as an otter..."

"Why are you singing?" asked the old woman Johnny had walked up to and started singing at.

"Why am I singing, that's a funny question, maybe it's because I've got a huge erection, RAPE RAPE RAPE!"

"Officer!"
 
Johnny Nose strikes again!
 
Go Johnny go!
 
it's a prequel
 
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