CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"So I've got something to say to you, okay, but first I have to know if I'm really saying this," said Johnny.
"You're reall saying this, dear," said Lisa.
"Well, good, because I have problems with imagining things sometimes. Like it can go on four hours or days. I imagined a whole year once! But if you're sure this is really happening...I've just been going through what I'm going to say in my mind so much that this could just be me going through it all in my mind again, but I've fogotten that it's just me going through it in my mind...but if you're sure...tell you what, pinch me."
Lisa pinched Johnny's arm. "Did you feel that?"
"Yes! But it could have been a dream pinch!"
"Johnny..."
"I just want to get this right. I don't want to say it all then wake up and find this is a dream! Or for Fists McGee to jump out of your nose and kick me!"
"Johnny, why this obsession with Fists McGee?"
"He made my life hell and now he's popping up everywhere...both realed and imagined. Realed? That's not a word! But I know he's out to get me, I just know it...he's so punchy..."
Lisa took Johnny hands in her own. "There's no one here but the two of us. Just how I like it."
"Me too...hey, maybe you're imaginery too...sorry, that's a horrible though, it just came to me there in a flash...you're not though...you've been real right from the start...right from when I start stalk...seeing you."
"What?"
"Nothing! Meep meep!"
"Relax," said Lisa, massaging Johnny's hands. He felt the cloud in his mind lifting.
"I love you," he said.
"I love you too."
"I want us to be together forever. Do you want that too?"
"Yes. I've never met anyone like you. I know I never will again. I don't want to let you go. I don't want us to ever be apart."
"Well, that works out well then...because we're getting married!"
"We are?"
"I mean, umm, I'm asking you...to marry me...if you will...marry me. Will you? Marry me? Will you marry me?"
"Johnny...I mean, I love you...but we've only been going out for two months, we're both so young..."
"Right, stupid idea really..."
"But...well, I don't know...I do want to be with you. And I do want to make some kind of public statement about our commitment to our friends..."
"Right, friends, I have loads of them..."
"Maybe not a marriage, but some kind of...thing."
"A thing! We'll have a thing then we'll be together forever and ever and ever and ever amen!"
"Sounds good."
"I LOVE YOU!" Johnny jumped on Lisa.
"Ouch," said Lisa.
"Sorry," said Johnny.
"Johnny...don't take this the wrong way, but you are still taking your medication, aren't you?"
"Umm...forgot today...because I was planning my 'will you marry me' speech. And I forgot it anyway! It had a pig in it."
"Just remember to take it tomorrow."
"Right! Of course! Don't want to go crazy and eat your feet or anything. Hehe."
"Yeah..."
"I'm sorry...I mean...sometimes I forget what I'm like...and you've accepted me..."
"Yes. I have. I don't care if you jump on me from time to time."
"In that case..."
"But never do it again." They both laughed, then lay down in bed beside each other, just cuddling.
"I can't believe life's this good," said Johnny.
"ME NEITHER", said the voice of Fists McGee. Johnny blocked it out.
"You're reall saying this, dear," said Lisa.
"Well, good, because I have problems with imagining things sometimes. Like it can go on four hours or days. I imagined a whole year once! But if you're sure this is really happening...I've just been going through what I'm going to say in my mind so much that this could just be me going through it all in my mind again, but I've fogotten that it's just me going through it in my mind...but if you're sure...tell you what, pinch me."
Lisa pinched Johnny's arm. "Did you feel that?"
"Yes! But it could have been a dream pinch!"
"Johnny..."
"I just want to get this right. I don't want to say it all then wake up and find this is a dream! Or for Fists McGee to jump out of your nose and kick me!"
"Johnny, why this obsession with Fists McGee?"
"He made my life hell and now he's popping up everywhere...both realed and imagined. Realed? That's not a word! But I know he's out to get me, I just know it...he's so punchy..."
Lisa took Johnny hands in her own. "There's no one here but the two of us. Just how I like it."
"Me too...hey, maybe you're imaginery too...sorry, that's a horrible though, it just came to me there in a flash...you're not though...you've been real right from the start...right from when I start stalk...seeing you."
"What?"
"Nothing! Meep meep!"
"Relax," said Lisa, massaging Johnny's hands. He felt the cloud in his mind lifting.
"I love you," he said.
"I love you too."
"I want us to be together forever. Do you want that too?"
"Yes. I've never met anyone like you. I know I never will again. I don't want to let you go. I don't want us to ever be apart."
"Well, that works out well then...because we're getting married!"
"We are?"
"I mean, umm, I'm asking you...to marry me...if you will...marry me. Will you? Marry me? Will you marry me?"
"Johnny...I mean, I love you...but we've only been going out for two months, we're both so young..."
"Right, stupid idea really..."
"But...well, I don't know...I do want to be with you. And I do want to make some kind of public statement about our commitment to our friends..."
"Right, friends, I have loads of them..."
"Maybe not a marriage, but some kind of...thing."
"A thing! We'll have a thing then we'll be together forever and ever and ever and ever amen!"
"Sounds good."
"I LOVE YOU!" Johnny jumped on Lisa.
"Ouch," said Lisa.
"Sorry," said Johnny.
"Johnny...don't take this the wrong way, but you are still taking your medication, aren't you?"
"Umm...forgot today...because I was planning my 'will you marry me' speech. And I forgot it anyway! It had a pig in it."
"Just remember to take it tomorrow."
"Right! Of course! Don't want to go crazy and eat your feet or anything. Hehe."
"Yeah..."
"I'm sorry...I mean...sometimes I forget what I'm like...and you've accepted me..."
"Yes. I have. I don't care if you jump on me from time to time."
"In that case..."
"But never do it again." They both laughed, then lay down in bed beside each other, just cuddling.
"I can't believe life's this good," said Johnny.
"ME NEITHER", said the voice of Fists McGee. Johnny blocked it out.
