CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Am I jumping to conclusions, Johnny, or just telling the truth?" said Claire.
"Jumping to conclusions," said Johnny, but he wasn't sure, if he was being honest. He could feel his old self again. He'd surpressed it, throughout his conversation with Claire. He had been really happy with how it had gone, really proud of himself for not letting the old Nose take over...but he was coming back. Invading his mind. Johnny clutched his head, he actually felt in physical pain.
"Hurts, doesn't it, seeing someone you love betraying you..."
"SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. BITCH."
"Hahaha!"
"I'LL WHEEL YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A CAR!"
"Good. Gooood! Give in to your hate!"
"No...wait, what? FIGMENT! You're a figment!"
Johnny jerked his head up. Claire was still there. "What?" she asked. "You looked like you black out there."
"Err, how much of that did I imagine?"
"Last thing I said was that I'm just telling the truth. Sure looks like Lisa is doing the dirty on you....why, are you seeing things?"
"Am I seeing you talking like Emperor Palpatine, telling me to give in to the madness inside?"
"Are you?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, she is cheating on you..."
"Oh shut up. You bitch. You fat, hobbit bitch...shut up. JUST SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU." He could hear himself again, the old him, laughing, telling him to run over to Lisa and give her a Stone Cold Stunner.
"She's getting away..."
"I'm...I'm going to follow her."
"You're good at that."
"You stay here...I should clamp your wheelchair." And he ran away from her, across the road, followng Lisa and the mystery man. Then he heard Claire shouting.
"OY!" she bellowed. And Lisa and the man span round and saw Johnny.
"Johnny!" said Lisa. "Did you just shout?"
"Sounded like a girl," said the mystery man.
I AM NOT A FUCKDAMN GIRL, Johnny said, but only to himself. "No," he said out loud. "I just saw you and came over..."
"This is an old friend of mine from school, Brian," said Lisa.
"Hello, Johnny, Lisa has told me all about you," said Brian, reaching out to shake Johnny's hand. Johnny hated shaking hands, but he did it anyway, just to keep up appearances.
"Hi," said Johnny. "Did she tell you I'm an international terrorist?"
"Err, no," he said.
"Good, that would have been a lie," said Johnny. "So, you and Lisa...old friends?"
"We dated," said Lisa. "Ages ago."
"Ah. But now he's gay," said Johnny.
"Johnny!" said Lisa, shocked.
"Shit," said Johny...he felt the madness clutching his brain...
"Bi, actually," said Brian. "Want a threesome?"
"Jumping to conclusions," said Johnny, but he wasn't sure, if he was being honest. He could feel his old self again. He'd surpressed it, throughout his conversation with Claire. He had been really happy with how it had gone, really proud of himself for not letting the old Nose take over...but he was coming back. Invading his mind. Johnny clutched his head, he actually felt in physical pain.
"Hurts, doesn't it, seeing someone you love betraying you..."
"SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. BITCH."
"Hahaha!"
"I'LL WHEEL YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF A CAR!"
"Good. Gooood! Give in to your hate!"
"No...wait, what? FIGMENT! You're a figment!"
Johnny jerked his head up. Claire was still there. "What?" she asked. "You looked like you black out there."
"Err, how much of that did I imagine?"
"Last thing I said was that I'm just telling the truth. Sure looks like Lisa is doing the dirty on you....why, are you seeing things?"
"Am I seeing you talking like Emperor Palpatine, telling me to give in to the madness inside?"
"Are you?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, she is cheating on you..."
"Oh shut up. You bitch. You fat, hobbit bitch...shut up. JUST SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU." He could hear himself again, the old him, laughing, telling him to run over to Lisa and give her a Stone Cold Stunner.
"She's getting away..."
"I'm...I'm going to follow her."
"You're good at that."
"You stay here...I should clamp your wheelchair." And he ran away from her, across the road, followng Lisa and the mystery man. Then he heard Claire shouting.
"OY!" she bellowed. And Lisa and the man span round and saw Johnny.
"Johnny!" said Lisa. "Did you just shout?"
"Sounded like a girl," said the mystery man.
I AM NOT A FUCKDAMN GIRL, Johnny said, but only to himself. "No," he said out loud. "I just saw you and came over..."
"This is an old friend of mine from school, Brian," said Lisa.
"Hello, Johnny, Lisa has told me all about you," said Brian, reaching out to shake Johnny's hand. Johnny hated shaking hands, but he did it anyway, just to keep up appearances.
"Hi," said Johnny. "Did she tell you I'm an international terrorist?"
"Err, no," he said.
"Good, that would have been a lie," said Johnny. "So, you and Lisa...old friends?"
"We dated," said Lisa. "Ages ago."
"Ah. But now he's gay," said Johnny.
"Johnny!" said Lisa, shocked.
"Shit," said Johny...he felt the madness clutching his brain...
"Bi, actually," said Brian. "Want a threesome?"
