Jon Snow is the best newsreader

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, I never actually watch Channel 4 news, but I can tell by the adverts. Sometimes I think he just says random stuff to see if anyone is paying attention.

"Coming up, Prince Harry, in Afghanistan, with visible nipples slip, THE QUEEN ALLOWED IT, what's going on, and what does Camilla think, and Dodi's ghost? And the pope, hunched over his Pope hat, apparently smoking crack? At seven, on Four!"

 

[Toxicdistortion]

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

It is known.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was so glad when she died. But I think she even managed to make her last words "you know nothing, Jon Snow"!

 

[Toxicdistortion]

OMG RIGHT?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/Gallery/Entry/815/

 

[Fuddlemiff]

LOL, Jon Snow rocks. Channel 4 news is the best on TV.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll watch it next terrorist attack.

 

[The Tomtrek]

WAS HARRY SENT TO AFGHANISTAN TO COVER UP DIANA MURDER?


god damn it must be easy working for The Sun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BURREL LEAKED HARRY'S LOCATION TO TALIBAN!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

WHILE WEARING A CRUDE PRINCESS DIANA PAPPIER MACHE MASK

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND LETTING IMIGRANTS INTO THE COUNTRY