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Jordan wants Keira to play her in movie

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Jordan wants Keira to play her in movie

Tuesday, July 18 2006, 10:19 BST - by Daniel Kilkelly

Jordan has announced that she wants Keira Knightley to play her in a film.

The glamour model and reality TV star is currently writing a third instalment of her autobiography, but is already making plans for her life story to be transferred onto the big screen.

She told Star magazine, "The film of my life is definitely happening. I'd like someone like Keira Knightley to play me - she's stunning and a very good actress. I'd want someone quite high profile like her doing it."

The film is expected to cover Jordan's romances with Dwight Yorke, Dane Bowers and husband Peter Andre, as well as her experiences of motherhood and stint on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

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You have got to be joking. Katie Price is such an idiot. She hasn't actually done anything interesting, ever. Just dated a bunch of idiots and married Peter Andre and flashed her stupid fake tits around the place.

Come-on, when I was living at my mates house for 6 months who's sister is also a Page 3 model she used to come round with her blind baby Harvey and talk utter crap. She's a common Brighton slut, the reason for her fame still alludes me.

But Keira Knightley to play her in her "life story" in a movie!?! Ahahahaha, WTF.

What story? She's DONE NOTHING OF NOTE.

Not to mention she has huge fake tits and Keira has no tits to speak of and is about a billion times hotter than her and more important, famous and interesting than her.

This reminds me of when Little Richard wanted Michael Jackson to play him in his life story.


GET SOME PERSPECTIVE.
 
In related news, the black guy from the halifax adverts wants Eddie Murphy to play him in his life story "who gives you extra"
 
QOTW!
 
Is her baby really blind? Man, that's awful.
 
I think he pulled his own eyes out when he realised who his mother was.
 
And the father!
 
IT'S THE PART KEIRA WAS BORN TO PLAY!
 
MAYBE IF SHE GLUED TWO MIDGETS TO HER SMALL BREASTS, KEIRA WOULD BE PERFECTLY CAST?
 
AND HAD HER FAVE BEATEN IN WITH A SLEDGHAMMER (YIELDED BY NONE OTHER THAN...TRIPLE Z!)
 
Jordan lost her new baby today, thats not a joke, although give it five minutes
 
I'm sorry to hear that.
 
[evilmenty]LOL[evilmenty]
 
...so how about that Keira Knightley, huh!
 
when is the fucking movie coming otu
 
She's still waiting for Keira to return her call.
 
long time to wait yet no doubt
 
She is now due to be played by some Ikea Furniture
 
a mahogany table top
 
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