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Josie

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Annoying Bristol accent. Made lots of annoying screaming nosies going in. Didn't seem very interesting. Annoying.
 
Seemed awful going in (because she was) but after seeing the rest of them suddenly doesn't seem that bad. (will be bad anyway)
 
She just asked Dave "so when did you find out you could get pissed up on God?" on the live feed. I think I like her now.
 
Ok, so she did say he had crab eyes, but his response was way worse, so I think she's entirely in the right to be pissed off at him.
 
I'm sure she loves him, but he's been so sheepish about it for one reason or another. PROBABLY because he only started the showmance so he could make money from it!

And as much as I dislike Josie winning, at least it wasn't Dave.
 
I hate Davina going on about how amazing it was that Josie got such a high percentage...if Corin and Sam had still been in there it would have been a real contest.
 
Not surprised somehow. She must have a) felt like the odd person out and b) realized she didn't have to do this anymore and could start spending her money and sexxxxxing John.
 
Yeah, those are pretty much the reasons, but I'm just happy I don't have to watch her anymore. And Sunshine just acknowledged my existence on Twitter again, so this is the best day of BB ever!
 
Haha. Well that must be a kick in the teeth for the producers. It's as if all she cared about was the hundred grand! I can understand why she left, though. Being around all those celebs must've been difficult, since pretty much all of them already know at least one other housemate.
 
Annoying Bristol accent. Made lots of annoying screaming nosies going in. Didn't seem very interesting. Annoying.

Don't like her.

Okay, first, there's her smug face. It's the way her mouth is always hanging open with her teeth showing a bit. It just screams "SMUG" to me and I fucking hate smugness.

Also her "comedy" accent did nothing for me and she was obviously putting it on at times (remember when she sudddenly started saying "muckers" all the time about six weeks in?")

Her treatment of Sunshine during Crispgate really pissed me off, AND YES I'M BIASED, but Sunshine explained the situation to her clearly but Josie chose to keep repeating the same lines about her being "tight" and looking smug about it. She was obviously going for the "I'm fat and even I'd share my crisps, DON'T YOU ALL HATE SKINNY PEOPLE, EH? angle even though the actual facts didn't fit it.

And yes, she totally played up the fact that she was fat to get votes and her fucking annoying fake "I'm doing it for the big girls/Bristol!" shit fucking grated on me and I actually can't BELIEVE people are taking in by something obviosuly so fake and put on and I'm feeling a bit angry at the British public again right now.

I do believe that she genuinely fell for John James, but that didn't make it any less annoying to watch. GET OUT FROM UDNER THAT DUVET YOU LAZY SLOB.

BB totally fixed it for her by making sure that any competition was evicted and trying to pass her off as some kind of comedy genius and there were three adverts for BBLB all introduced by her which is pathetic I'm sure you'll agree. I'm sure this was done because she has no life outside BB now and they knew they could own her forever and use her for their purposes (unlike someone like OH LET'S SAY SUNSHINE who has a proper career and real life.)

I hate her. But I hate John James more!
 
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