Julian Clary

[CaptainWacky]

I SUSPECT he might be gay!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hope he stays entertaining and doesn't turn into a grumpy git.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He seems like Boy George without the musical aptitude.

When the old ladies aren't molesting Mike, he will be molesting Mike. Mike will be glad to be evicted first.

 

[The Tomtrek]

By the "Call Me Maybe" law he will be the housemate Wacky falls in love with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S DREAMY. Does he like bacon?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BACK bacon, surely.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh yes, he likes a full English in bed every morning.

I hope he stays!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ooh, matron!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WINNER!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Good!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This must be the first time my favourite from the first night has come first!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So will he get a new TV show now or something?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He said he's going on tour soon.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure he'll do well out of that, though it wouldn't be to my taste. I love his occasional quips, but an hour, or two hours of double entendres (and all on the exact same theme) would just be too much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He could tell amusing stories about The Situation's shoes.