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Julian Clary

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I SUSPECT he might be gay!
 
I hope he stays entertaining and doesn't turn into a grumpy git.
 
He seems like Boy George without the musical aptitude.

When the old ladies aren't molesting Mike, he will be molesting Mike. Mike will be glad to be evicted first.
 
By the "Call Me Maybe" law he will be the housemate Wacky falls in love with.
 
HE'S DREAMY. Does he like bacon?
 
Oh yes, he likes a full English in bed every morning.

I hope he stays!
 
Ooh, matron!
 
WINNER! :bigass:
 
This must be the first time my favourite from the first night has come first!
 
So will he get a new TV show now or something?
 
He said he's going on tour soon.
 
I'm sure he'll do well out of that, though it wouldn't be to my taste. I love his occasional quips, but an hour, or two hours of double entendres (and all on the exact same theme) would just be too much.
 
He could tell amusing stories about The Situation's shoes.
 
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