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Junior Apprentice

That was kind of a racist firing. Or maybe sexist and Lord Sugar didn't want to fire boys in a row. The team captain boy should have went.

Little Emma didn't do as good this week and probably should have been brought into the boardroom for her cardboard idea. I think the only reason Team Captain Boy didn't bring her in was becasue he fancies her. Team Captain Boy talked about "dirty shoes" a lot when trying to sell his awful product.

Hannah was quite good and I liked her vague claims of being an inventor. In fact I'm annoyed because I remember readig the website last week and thinking the inventor should win, but then she wasn't in the episode at all so I didn't mention her in this thread. BUT SHE COULD DO WELL.

Arjun is my pick to win now though.
 
Ahhh Team Captain Guy (Alex? Adam? Whatever) it's just a major cock.

I mean apart from the horrible sexist thing where girls can't do buisiness because THEY'RE NOT AS STRONG AS MEN, there's also that bullshit about going camping two times a year all of his life, yeah two lines last yeah, yeah two times ever. Also he's SO PUNCHABLE.
 
Adam's performance was so abysmal that I couldn't hate him, only pity. He could barely string a sentence together, his logic about men being better at business based on physical strength made NO sense and his product was terrible. But he did give a good last minute speech in the boardroom.

When he was dithering over which girls to bring back I wondered if he'd forgotten Emma's name, so he just picked the bitchy one who'd actually just defended him?

Meanwhile, Tim Ankles was pretty good, but I didn't like how he sidelined Arjun and the nasal one.
 
Tim has backed down when the going got tough two weeks in a row now. Lord Sugar will notice that!
 
Emma looked really cute wearing glasses. She did seem to have a bit of a temper at times so that could cost her. I didn't think it was fair how Lord Sugar let Adam go home before all the boardroom stuff (what was the REAL STORY behind that?) as I thought Emma could get fired in his place. But her team won anyway SO.

Kirsty was quite impressive, basically leading her team while Rhys had no clue and was rightly fired.

Tim backed down from being PM again and next week looks like his big chance to prove himself or be fired.

SOMEONE WILL WIN.
 
Okay, this week I've gone off of Beardy Ankles. "Your work will be next to Damien Hurst's and Anthony Hopkins" :doh: and "art... I just think it's pointless". :phpmad: He did do fairly well at schmoozing (i.e, being a lying shit), though, so let's give him that.

No surprise that Hannah went. Her voice is hilariously dull and annoying. It was nice of her to say that Nick, L'Alan and Margaret were brilliant, though. I think Nick almost smiled.

Peroxide Plummer (Zoe) seemed to be getting on with Emma pretty well and I began to feel a new respect for her, but she ruined it all towards the end. She's like a comedy character transplanted into real life, isn't she? Why's she always dress like an airline hostess anyway? A fellow passenger is bound to ask her when the meals will be brought round as she sits on the flight on the way to next week's task.

Emma was nice anyway. Firm but fair. Arjen was pretty good too. Ankles to go next week?
 
Ankers trips over the product next week!

Emma did pretty good as PM. Zoe, to her credit, did well with getting that art guy they wanted (whereas Kirsty was just like "IS THIS YER FOOKING ART, LOOK AT MAH TITS!"), but yeah she ruined it by being really annoying when it came time for the art show.

I'll miss Hannah's womanly body.

I still think Arjun will win.
 
Yeah, Hannah made up for sounding like Hannah by looking like Hannah.

Kirshty's sales technique was hilarious. "Sho itsh joosht thess, thess an tha right?" "NO, ACTUALLY IT'S ALL THE ONES I WAS POINTING AT WHEN YOU WERE WRITING DOWN NUMBERS!"
 
Having a sleepover with Arjun. He's farted so much I can taste it. I may as well spread his ring piece on some fucking toast.
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I'VE GOT YOUR CARD MARKED, SONNY JIM!!
 
Oh dear dear dear.

While I'm glad Tim and Kirsty won, firing Emma was just so... it couldn't have been the wronger choice. Zoe is a selfish bitch who should've been kicked out way before this. I hate her.
 
Tim won me back this week. Kirsty did well too. They're a good team. It was amausing when you saw the contrats between how the other team all hated each other but they were best mates. I was a bit confused at which store it was that ordered the £37 thousand worth of bikes though.

Poor Emma. It was sad when she cried. But she never really showed a specific skill like Arjun and the evil Zoe did. Zoe is obviously too evil to win so it's pointless putting her in the final.
 
Yeah, nice as Emma was, she didn't really sell herself or stand out from the crowd. I'm glad he kept Arjun in, even if Evil Zoe remained.

Oh and I thought Kirshty was quite touchy feely with Beardy Ankles.
 
He should pick Arjun.
 
AND HE DID!


Excellent winner. VERY GOOD.
 
I guess Beardy Ankles could've used the money more, since he probably makes less by sheep shearing in the countryside than Arjun will do in the city, but Arjun deserved it more. He really was very versatile and hardworking and very eloquent with it.

I was amused by the gay guy getting picked last and for the girl's team.
 
Yes, Arjun was a deserving winner. It's a shame Zoe didn't get told "YOU'RE A COW" or something. Kirsty has really big tits. Emma looked nice. Funny to see Rhys after reading "his" Twitter.
 
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